Arguably, I know a little bit about SQL. If pushed, or if offered reasonable sums
of money, I may confess to knowing something about the following: DB2 UDB, DB2 for z/OS, COBOL, SAS, JCL, and REXX. Under
no circumstances, or only if offered totally outrageous sums, will I admit to knowing anything about: VSAM, IMS, Oracle, or
Sybase.
