Call Me Al

Welcome to My Website

One of these days I'll put some content on my website, but don't expect it to be any time soon.

Feel free to send me an e-mail, but I abhor spam.

If you've wandered here and want to know more about me, click here. If you're ready to leave, go visit my links. If you're having a bad day and need some cheering up, check out my pages of funny quotes, one-liners, jokes and facts. I also have a few pages of serious quotes and poetry. Some of them are even by me.