The Nutmassiah Cracker

Welcome to the Nutmessiahcracker! Click here for a bit of inspitrational music to read by! Inspiration 1 click here Inspiration 2 click here Inspiration3 click here What can ya do!? Same old Christmas selections! So Little Time! Now there is help! One concert suits all. The Nutcracker and the Messiah together-forever! No nasty concerts of amateurs or bored professionals to have to deal with! All in one! Just Start at the top of the list and click your way all the way down! Or do them in any order. We have even provided a fully liberated version of each part! Enjoy! When you have heard it you can print out this certificate for all to see and appreciate. And then you will be free from both works for all time! Click here. All in one big file for your listening amazement! It's big but it's all together! Click here! This page has been influenced by Spike Jones	1.The Grand Overture SPIKED! 2.Comfort ye, my people 2AMarch 3.Every valley shall be exalted 3A. Russian Dance Trepak 4.And the glory of the Lord shall be revealed 5.Thus saith the Lord; 6.But who may abide 7.And He shall purify the sons of Levi 8.Behold, a virgin shall conceive 9. Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies (SPIKED!) 9.O thou that tellest good tidings to Zion 10.For behold, darkness shall cover the earth 10A. Arab Dance 11.The people that walked in darkness 11A Waltz of the Flowers 12.For unto us a Child is born 13.Pifa (Pastoral Symphony) 14.There were shepherds abiding in the fields 14A Chinese Dance 15.And the angel said unto them 16.And suddenly there was with the angel 16ADance of the Reed Flutes 17.Glory to God in the highest 18.Rejoice greatly, O daughter of Zion 19.Then shall the eyes of the blind be opened 20.He shall feed His flock like a shepherd 21.His yoke is easy, and His burden is light 21A Dance of the Mirlitons That Chorus! That Chorus SPIKED!