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St John Travelogue

We have taken several trips to St John. Our most recent trip was as relaxing as ever. From fried plantains for breakfast to our friend's famous four o'clock mojitos, life is pure pleasure on St John. Anybody's who's been there will probably agree that this little place is one of the most special, laid back, stress relieving patches of earth anywhere. We travel with a group of friends and by splitting the costs among us we are able to afford a pretty upscale villa each year. More on that later. We have lots of advice about visiting the island, but the most important bit of advice we can share is to forget your mainland stress, embrace peace the moment you arrive, and try to discover what the St John experience means to you and claim it as your own! For us, it's a slightly bohemian hideaway where a suitcase full of sarongs and suntan lotion are all we need to reconnect with friends, each other, and our chilled out selves.

Caribbean Villas Property Management, St John, USVI

St John Visitor Information

Caribbean Villas is the property management company we use to book our villa. We typically stay in four bedroom properties with full kitchens, pool and a jacuzzi. The staff at Caribbean Villas are awesome! The process of booking a villa is simple, and they will meet your ferry in Cruz Bay, bring your rental car to the pier, and escort you to your villa. Then they leave you alone to settle in to your vacation, but they're only a phone call away if necessary. They have always been very responsive to our needs and I really can't say enough good things about this company!


On average, a four bedroom villa should cost approximately US $600-700 per night. At this rate, you can get a large place, usually with a spectacular view. Personally, I think the best values are in Reef Bay, where there are only a handful of villas availabe for rent. The road to Reef Bay is a dead end and the area borders the national park, so it feels even more "far away" than it is. The East End and Coral Bay areas also get points for isolation and solitude. It may be a good idea to avoid houses that are close to Cruz Bay, Chocolate Hole and Gift Hill. The rentals in these areas tend to be closer to other houses, are noisier and sometimes have less spectacular views.



Other accomodation options include the Westin St John which is between Cruz Bay and Reef Bay along the south shore. Eco-tourists will probably like Cinnamon Bay Camp and Maho Bay Camp. These two places get rave reviews from friends and co-workers of ours and they are extremely affordable.



Of course there's a lot more to St John than the sarongs and solitude I've already alluded to. Most of our days are spent on the beach swimming and snorkeling. There are many beaches, each with its own personality. It's fun to explore different beaches and see which ones you fall in love with. I guarantee you'll find at least one to call your own!


Did I just say snorkeling? Ok let's talk details. Snorkeling gear is available for sale on the island, but it's pricey. Bring your own and save time. Also, if you wear glasses like me, you may be surprised to know that you can get a snorkeling mask custom made with lenses to match your prescription. Ask about it at a professional dive / snorkel shop in your area.


For novices, a nice place to start snorkeling is Frances Bay. When facing out to sea, the best snorkeling here is off to the right past the end of the beach, along the rocky southern shore of Mary Point. The water is relatively shallow and protected and there's lots to see. Watch for the fish that pretend to be dead on the bottom and then zoom away if you get too close!

We mainly avoid the busy beaches on the northwest coast. If you must go to one of them, avoid Trunk Bay at all costs and head instead to Jumbie Bay, which is just to the west. Trunk Bay is filled with truckloads of day trippers who come over from cruise ships docked in Charlotte Amalie. It's crowded, and the coral there looks damaged. Jumbie Bay is pretty, cozy and the color of the water was spectacular. Our favorite snorkeling site is Waterlemon Cay. We snorkeled around the Cay again this year, and two of us swam with dolphins. No joke! Dolphins!! It was awesome!

The trail to Waterlemon Cay leads past the Annaburg Ruins. This is an old sugar mill that was operated by slaves and their Dutch masters when St John was a Dutch colony. There's another, more remote sugar mill ruin at Reef Bay. The Reef Bay ruin is overrun with hermit crabs and jungle growth. The conditions here must have been horrific. The tropical heat is hard enough to bear after a hike to the ruins. Combined with the heat of boiling sugarcane it must've been like hell on earth.

We also enjoy Saltpond Bay and Lameshur Bay. Saltpond is a little busy, but its a laid back crowd. Last year we made our own "gay beach" here by hiking to the right where the trail from the parking lot meets the beach. We claimed a patch of sand and set up camp for the day. The snorkeling here was AMAZING! From the beach, snorkel out along the east side of the bay towards Ram Head. This is a longer snorkel, and the water gets choppy. Not good for novices. You can also hike to the top of Ram Head from here. It's a long hike, but not as long as it may seem. The path takes you up over the first set of headlands and down to Blue Cobblestone Beach, where thousands, maybe even millions, of smooth blue-ish stones clap like thunderous applause in the surf. It's an unusual and delightful auditory experience. Lameshur Bay is another incredible spot. Great Lameshur Bay is often empty. The drive there is a little tricky and I always need a little love and support to get over the bumpy parts, but the road quickly smoothes out. This beach feels completely removed from the rest of the island, there's good beach combing and snorkeling and for us, usually, total isolation.

The best map we've found is National Geographic's Virgin Islands National Park map. It's a good representation of the island, including roads, topography, and lots of place names. The Virgin Islands National Park visitors center in Cruz Bay is a great place for maps, books and free information from park rangers. There's also a great book called St John Off the Beaten Track by Gerald Singer. It's crammed with history, snorkeling advice, hiking trail information, flora, fauna, photos and more. The Lonely Planet Virgin Islands guide book is also useful, but it really doesn't do a good job of conveying the St John experience. Of course, what book could possibly explain what it feels like to hover weightless over a pair of hawksbill turtles as they glide below the surface of a warm, sun dappled tropical bay. Mmmmmmm.....

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Brown Bay





For some more relaxation and privacy, head to Brown Bay. Drive east on the Centerline Road through Coral Bay and Estate Zootenvaal. Just past E.Z. you'll cross a bridge (hardly noticeable, more of a place for rainwater to pass under the road really). Just across this "bridge" is a place to pull off on the left. From this clearing you can hike up the trail to the right. The trail to the left leads to a shooting range or something that is off limits. Hike for about 30 minutes over the ridge and down to Brown Bay. Wow, privacy, shallow water, great snorkeling, and manic pelicans diving for fish. When facing out to sea, the best snorkeling is off to the right and around the point. At this location we have seen tons of conchs and an octopus. To the left (west) side of the bay is a path that leads to some old ruins. This place is the essence of St John for us, undeveloped and pretty much ignored by other tourists. Ask at the National Park Visitors Center in Cruz Bay about the conditions at this or any other beach within the park. Brown Bay has been littered with personal items (trash) at times. These items are left behind by immigrants who come ashore at this secluded spot and leave things behind when they move on.

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Saltpond Bay

Some Additional Links:

Maho Bay Camp

Cinnamon Bay Camp

The Westin St John Resort

Virgin Islands Ferry Schedules

Much of the week we cook dinner at the villa. However, there's some great food to be had in restaurants. In our opinion, the best food on the island is at Miss Lucy's. Follow 107 south to the Calabash Boom area, between Coral Bay and Saltpond Bay. Miss Lucy's is on the water side of the road (make reservations). Skinny Leg's in Coral Bay is great for lunch. Morgan's Mango in Cruz Bay, next to Mongoose Junction is good for dinner (make reservations). The cocktails are amazing, the vegetarian plate was a bit lacking. But did I mention the cocktails? There's also a reliable sandwich kiosk in Mongoose Junction (a small outdoor mall) for lunch as well. I have to say that as a group of up to 8 obviously gay men, we are generally treated warmly everywhere we go. The vibe on St John is very tolerant and relaxing and I have never felt uncomfortable there. There's a lot more to recommend. Feel free to email us with questions about this very special little place!

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