Hand Signals

Look out for that pile of dog crap

I want you to hit me... as hard as you can.

Hey! It's the other team! HI OTHER TEAM!

Que? No habla Englais

Oh god! My eye!

Bite the curb!

I did good! Yay me!

That is some damn fine weed

YES! HE SHOOTS HE SCORES!

I'm going to shove this up your ass and pull the trigger...

...Until it goes "click"!

Go ahead. Say my pits smell funny again.

It'd be easier to pick my nose without this mask

What? I was sure he was on the other team.

Cough

We're SCREWED!

I swallowed a bug!

Ok, now look directly down the barrel...

Jesus! Who cut one?

I could TOTALLY fit a chainsaw on here if I just cut off this pesky hand...

God DAMN this vest itches!

...so I applied some exfoliating cream, and it cleared right up

Ok, turn around, go home and start dinner.

You're a square, daddy-o

This gun is making my arm cramp

Damn philosophy majors

You want some of this?

Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?

You damn kids get off my lawn!

Shouldn't this stay in my gun?

Everyone turn around and run away

We're number 1!

My gun's broken, but I still have THIS!

Everyone down! Our support gunner is going nuts!

You teamkilling fucktard!

I swear I'm just holding it for a friend!

Damn it's hot in this gear...

Pointman's dead. Be careful.

A rabbit with big, pointy, nasty, sharp teeth...

Spinepunch!