The Alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork Archive Site

Welcome to the alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork archive site!

Here is an archive of some of the all-time great posts from a.s.c.b.b.b.

Also available here is the Encheferizer, a program written by John Hagerman ( to change English into Mock Swedish.

There are several versions:

This JavaScript version was ported from the Java version by Andriy Rozeluk (

Have a go at the encheferizer. Type what you want in this box...

The chef's version:

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