The Alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork Archive Site

Welcome to the alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork archive site!

Here is an archive of some of the all-time great posts from a.s.c.b.b.b.

Also available here is the Encheferizer, a program written by John Hagerman (hagerman@ece.cmu.edu) to change English into Mock Swedish.

There are several versions:

• The original version for Unix computers.
• A pair of functions written by David Roth (droth@silver.ucs.indiana.edu) to make encheferizing from within emacs easy.
• A DOS version for the PC. It was submitted to the archive by smclewin@ultrix.ramapo.edu. The accompanying documentation was written by Tim Park.
• A Mac version. It was written by Jonathon A. Rochkind (cs291@cleveland.freenet.edu).
• An Amiga version in a zipped tar file. It was ported by Matt "C P." Rush (mrush@ecst.csuchico.edu). Or you can get the LHA version, which was converted by Kevin Scully (kscully@whidbey.net).
• A version for RISC-OS was ported by Tony Howat (cs96arh@brunel.ac.uk).
• There is a version written in Java. It was written by Josh Vura-Weis (wtpooh@leland.Stanford.EDU).
• A version for VAX's running VMS and VaxC. Read the file for compiling instructions. It was written by Cliff McCarthy (CMCCARTHY@HMCVAX.AC.HMC.EDU).
• A version for vBulletin which encheferizes posts made by specified users. It was written by Hugh Messenger (hugh@alaweb.com).

This JavaScript version was ported from the Java version by Andriy Rozeluk (andriy.rozeluk@utoronto.ca):