From: bjf@rocket.cc.umr.edu (William Fellows)
Newsgroups: alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork
Subject: Merry Bork!
Date: 14 Dec 1994 22:45:42 GMT
Organization: UMR Missouri's Technological University


'Tves zee neeght beffure-a Chreestmes,
 vhee ell thruoogh zee huoose-a
Nut a creetoore-a ves sturreeng, 
 nut ifee a muoose-a;
Zee stuckeengs vere-a hoong by zee cheemney
 veet cere-a,
In hupes thet St. Neechules suun vuoold 
 be-a zeere-a;

Zee cheeldree vere-a nestled ell snoog in 
 zeeur beds,
Vheele-a feesiuns ooff soogerplooms dunced in
 zeeur heed;

Und Memma in her 'kercheeeff, und I in 
 my cep,
hed joost settled oooor breeens fur a lung 
 veenter's nep.
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Vhee oooot oon zee levn zeere-a eruse-a sooch
 a cletter,
I sprung frum zee bed tu see-a vhet ves
 zee metter.
Bork Bork Bork!
Evey tu zee veendoo I floo leeke-a a 
 flesh,
Ture-a oopee zee shootters und throo up
 zee sesh.
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Zee muun oon zee dreest ooff zee noo-
 fellee snoo
Gefe-a zee looster ooff meeddey tu oobjects
 beloo;
Vhee, vhet tu my vundereeng iyes shuoold 
 eppeer, 
Boot a meenietoore-a sleeegh, und ieeght teeny
 reeendeer,

Veet a leettle-a oold dreefer, su leefely
 und qooeeck,
I knoo in a mument it moost be-a
 St. Neeck.
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Mure-a repeed thun iegles hees cuoorsers
 zeey ceme-a,
Und he-a vheestled, und shuooted, und
 celled zeem by neme-a;
"Noo, Desher!  Noo Duncer!  Noo,
 Pruncer und Feexee!
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Oon, Cumet! Oon Coopeed!  Oon, Dunder und
 Bleetzee!
Bork Bork Bork!

"Tu zee tup ooff zee purch!  Tu zee tup ooff
 zee vell!
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Noo desh evey! Desh evey!  Desh evey
 ell!"

Es dry leefes thet beffure-a zee veeld
 hoorreecune-a fly,
Vhee zeey meet veet un oobstecle-a, muoont
 tu zee sky,
Su up tu zee huoosetup zee cuoorsers
 zeey floo,
Veet zee sleeegh fooll ooff tuys, und
 St. Neechules, tuu.
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Und zeen in a tveenkling, I heerd oon
 zee ruuff
Zee prunceeng und peveeng ooff iech leettle-a
 huuff.
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Es I droo in my heed, und ves toorneeng
 eruoond,
Doon zee cheemney St. Neechules ceme-a
 veet a buoond.
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He-a ves dressed ell in foor, frum hees
 heed tu hees fuut,
Und hees cluzees vere-a ell terneeshed 
 veet eshes und suut;
A boondle-a ooff tuys he-a hed floong oon hees
 beck,
Und he-a luuked leeke-a a peddler joost 
 oopeneeng hees peck.
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Hees iyes - hoo zeey tveenkled!  Hees
 deemples hoo merry!
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Hees cheeks vere-a leeke-a ruses, hees
 nuse-a leeke-a a cherry!
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Hees drull leettle-a muoot ves drevn up
 leeke-a a boo,
Und zee beerd oon hees cheen ves es vheete-a
 es zee snoo;

Zee stoomp ooff a peepe-a he-a held teeght in
 hees teet,
Und zee smuke-a it incurcled hees heed
 leeke-a a vreet;
He-a hed a brued fece-a und a leettle-a ruoond
 belly
Thet shuuk vhee he-a looghed, leeke-a a 
 boolffool ooff jelly.
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He-a ves choobby und ploomp, a reeght jully
 oold ilff,
Und I looghed vhee I sev heem, in speete-a
 ooff myselff;
A veenk ooff hees iye-a und a tveest ooff hees
 heed
Suun gefe-a me-a tu knoo I hed
 nutheeng tu dreed.
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He-a spuke-a nut a vurd, boot vent streeeght
 tu hees vurk,
Und feelled ell zee stuckeengs; zeen 
 toorned veet a jerk,
Und leyeeng hees feenger eseede-a ooff hees
 nuse-a,
Und geefing a nud, up zee cheemney he-a
 ruse-a;

He-a sprung tu hees sleeegh, tu hees teem
 gefe-a a vheestle-a,
Und evey zeey ell floo leeke-a zee doon
 ooff a theestle-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
Boot I heerd heem ixcleeem, ire-a he-a drufe-a 
oooot ooff seeght,

HEPPY CHRISTMES TO ELL END TO ELL A 
GOOD NIGHT!
Bork Bork Bork!