From: perew@kaiwan.com (Mark Perew)
Newsgroups: alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork
Subject: The Bork Nominated to Supreme Court
Date: 8 Apr 1994 16:12:23 -0700

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And now, this Muppet News Flash.

In a surprise move today the President nominated The Swedish Chef to 
replace retiring Supreme Court Associate Justice Harry Blackmun.  Asked
why he would name a Muppet(tm) to the SC the President replied, "He's
the only candidate who can Bork the Senate Judiciary Committee better
than the committee can Bork."  The nominee was heard to comment, "Hergee
berger snooger burg guilty hassa charggeda bork."  The press conference 
was called to an abrupt end when the nominee began hitting reporters on
the head with his frying pan.

[Chef walks onto scene and begins pounding the Muppet News Reporter with
aforementioned frying pan.]

BORK FOR THE SUPREME COURT!