Arts and Sciences : Fiction

You Might Be An Amtgardian If...

You might be an Amtgardian if ...

• you have ever gone to the store just to buy duct tape
• you are allergic to fruit, but you never turn down an orange
• you measure everything by whether or not it is bigger than an eye socket
• you have ever used a shield as a pillow
• you trip over swords when getting into bed
• you bring an umbrella if Falling Fire is having a feast that weekend
• you've ever gotten excited about foam
• you have more clean tabards than clean shirts
• you think a vibrating palm is a bad thing
• you get mad because you got stoned again
• you now love strawberries
• you're happy when your friend breaks his golf club
• you have a yellow ribbon on your wrist whenever you travel
• people ask you "Is that 18 inches? The flail! I meant the flail!!"
• you laughed at any of the above lines

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