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Campaigning is torture
Hebiko and Bertie B. Bitey interview Rudy
About our ferrets: I'm just totally making up ferret names at this point.Source:
Find Rudy's position on torture. Did he actually say that campaigning was keeping him up, which was equivalent to forcing people to stay awake for days?
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Help! I'm being water-boarded! Rudy won't define this as torture, even though we have executed people who have done it to Americans. Even a Fox News report, in an effort to show how gentle water-boarding is, could not take it for more than 5 seconds, once. Where is my towel? |
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Help! I'm being kept up for 10 hours a day! That is pretty bad for a ferret! Rudy thinks people being kept up for days is the same level as stress as his campaign. It is entirely possible that he is kept in a cell, in constant light and noise, for weeks. Now close my drawer! |
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Help! I was abducted and sent to a legal limbo! You are told everyone in Gitmo is the worst of the worst, but why were so many released once Congressional investigations get going? |
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I don't know. I'm looking forward to being a jackbooted thug. If could only figure out how to get them on. |