Taking a break from "vacation picture show + tell" I decided to make up a little story with some of the pictures. Ok, are you sitting comfortably? Then, we'll begin.

One day while sitting in a Paris cafe enjoying a $6.00 latte and trying to find the right French words for "You've gotta be kidding me!" I caught from the corner of my eye a beautiful lady. She looked like she was on a mission, going somewhere fast. But, I didn't care. I had to meet this woman.
I slurped down my drink and cried, "L'addition, s'il vous plait!".

Immediately exiting the cafe I guessed just the right side-street she went down. Ah, there she is. Now, if I can just get her attention? "Madame! Excuse Moi!"

She swung around, looked directly at me and yelled, "Hey!". Oh my! She's an American! Now I really must meet her because she's the only other person in this city to whom I can talk freely and that won't make fun of my poor French language skills.
But, she has games on her mind.

What's this? She turns around and goes away from me. Oh I get it. She wants me to make chase. Well, chase I shall!

As we all know I'm directionally challenged. I lose her on a side street. But I figure I can try renting a bicycle. Alas, I don't have enough Euros.

So I decide to take the Metro. Where would she have gone? I think that every American in Paris has to go to the Eiffel Tower.

In the distance I spot Le Tour Eiffel. I make haste to get there. It looks like only about four blocks away. Boy, was I wrong!

As I traveled I found not a small cathedral. So I thought I would ask some friendly locals if they might have seen this pretty girl!

The saintly gentlemen said my best chance would be to go up the bell tower.

To the top of the bell tower I go. I look here and there.

The friendly, yet stoney figures were glad to help, but they did not see her come this way.

This fellow said, "Hmm, I just don't know. Let me look a little more carefully."

Perhaps the stoney creatures were too far up to see what was happening on the ground. So back to the Metro I go. I decide to try another idea. This time I would as some locals that are not on the tops of buildings but rather on the ground.

They said they'd pray for me.

"Sir, I see you've been sitting there most of your life. Have you seen a young woman in a brown tweed coat, long beautiful hair, and carrying a plastic bag come by here?"
He replied, "I'm not sure, let me think about it."

Bah! This is getting frustrating. I'm sure I'm close. She's gotta be back at the Eiffel Tower!

Meanwhile, the American woman was at that very place. It was that day she decided to ascend the Tower.

But by the time I got there the line to take the elevator was extremely long.

I'm too impatient. I decide to take the stairs up one of the legs of the Tower.

After reaching the top I look out at the city. I think of all the places I've been looking for the one an only for me. And just then I turn around...

Aha!! there she is.

The End!