The OfficialBlackhawkWebpage
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about blackhawks, REAL BLACKHAWKS. This site is awesome. My name is Greg and I can't stop thinking about blackhawks. These things are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Blackhawks are not mammals.
2. Blackhawks fly ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the Blackhawk is to flip out and kill people.
Weapons and gear:
Electric Mini Gun Rockets
Computerized Navigational System
Testimonial:
Blackhawks can kill anyone they want! Blackhawks shoot people up
ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this blackhawk that was flying over a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the blackhawk blew up the whole town. My friend Randy said that he saw a blackhawk totally destroy some Iraqi kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that blackhawks have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Blackhawks are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These things are totally awesome and that's a fact. Blackhawks are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start ROTC next year. I love blackhawks with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about blackhawks?
A: Blackhawks are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they rescue people, but on the other hand, blackhawks totally kill people.
Q: I heard that blackhawks are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other helicopters, blackhawks can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What do blackhawks do when they're not shooting up people or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometimes they land. (Ask Randy if you don't believe me.)
This is a picture of my friend Randy showing off.
He's a Blackhawk pilot and owns a store,
which is bragable.
The Website that started it all!