(aka: What Socially Unacceptably and Politically Incorrect Thing Toddler Jack Can Do and Get Away With)

Author's Note: It started out as simply a response to a challenge. The challenge was to show Daniel as a toddler with his adult memories. I decided to abuse Jack instead. And somehow, its turned into a series of ficlets that have propagated beyond my control. This is dedicated to all my list sibs. Especially Anni who gave me the idea to start with (while holding a zat to my forehead), For Eilidh and Nat for support and for Amberfly for reasons I probably shouldn't share (something about FCC regulations).   I'm probably going to the christian hell.

Title: The Adventures of Little Jack
Author: Gemsong
Category: Alternate Universe
Genre: Kidfic (Humor, Smarm, Whumping)
Season: Everything up to and including Season 7 (AU after that)
Rating: PG (Language, big boo boo's, embarressing behavior and occasional bodily functions)
Status: Work In Constant Progress