A/N: I blame Cancer for this. Couldn't get it out of my head.

"I'm two!"

"Yes you are."

"Am not!"

"Your body is."

"I'm two!"

"Yes."

"No!"

"Jack. your mind is 50 but your body is two."

"Thith suks!"

"So you've said.. Repeatedly."

"I hate you!"

"I feel your pain. Jack. "

"I wanna be big!!!"

"Jack. Jack. come on (choked laughed) having a tantrum won't help"

"Sob!"

"Awwww. come here."

"Sniffle..sowwy."

"It's okay, Jack."

"Don't hate you, Dan'l."

"I know."

"Wub you."

"Love you too."

Sniffle.

"Jack.. Thumb."

"Thit."

Finis