War on Terror
By Gemsong
Summary: Jack meets his match.
A/N: Random weirdness inspired by Cheryl and her goa’uld cat.

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Jack hunched quietly in the grass. He was wearing his black stealth sneakers for this mission. The object of his intense concentration was on the neighbor's porch. The cat, Isis, was the neighborhood psychopath. Jack was positive she was a goa'uld. It was up to him to take her out as no one else seemed to recognize the danger she represented.

Jack stood up so abruptly Isis jumped in shock, all four legs trying to go in four directions. Jack gave the super soaker an extra pump and shot a stream of ice cold water nailing Isis right between the eyes.

Isis howled her outraged her four legs finally catching up with what her mind intended. Her eyes glowed.

Jack screamed and ran for the house as fast as his little legs could go the possessed cat in hot pursuit.

Daniel picked up the camera from beside him and took a few shots of the three year old being chase by an angry psycho cat. Patches, thinking this was a new game joined the pursuit. The yard was filled with the screams of a child, the howls of a cat and the barking of a dog.

The war on terror continued.

Round 1:
Isis - 1.
Jack - 0.