| Table of Contents | Ahh, no, I am not going to delineate what's wrong with these mythical creatures. I'm going to go overboard as usual with discussing what's wrong with the way people write paranormal stuff. Then trip off beyond even that.
First of all, writers go way out of bounds of the pure mythos. Wrong! Werewolves...well, they only turn when the moon is full. That is exactly one night a month. One night. The myth doesn't say "when the moon is nearly full", it says "when the moon is full". One night. That's it. And they can be killed by silver bullets through the heart. That's it. Silver can hurt them, but not kill them unless it is through the heart. One measly night to worry about. That isn't bad enough. So they change the mythos and wham! You get werewolves turning when they get pissed off, like The Hulk, not Lon Chaney. Phooey. Stick to the trick. And recently, writers have decided to allow the wolves to turn while having sexual relations with humans, or be able to turn it on and off at will. A vampire is always a vampire, a werewolf is only a beast one night a month. AAARGH.
Let's move on to ghosts. Ghosts cannot harm a human being outside of frightening them to death if their hearts are particularly weak. They cannot stab them or shoot them or bite them or scratch them. They might scare someone into losing their footing, however, thus enabling the frightee to fall down stairs or off parapets. They cannot really enter into other person's bodies, like living beings, and direct them to do this or that. Nope. We'll have to leave that to demons...which can and do take over humans and bite and scratch and kill. Demons, well, that's a little too theological for me. I am still wondering whether they exist or not.
God is. Nobody writes about the mythos of God with any authority. Well, there are people who constantly assume or presume they know what God does, but well, I wonder whether God knows there are people who claim to know what's going on in God's head.
So, we move right along to gods...those creatures worshipped long ago, or currently, with stories of their own that go back in time. Legends. All sorts of stories supposed to teach mortals how to live the right, or godly way.
Moving right along with the supernatural creatures, there are fairies, or the fey. They're supposed to be tiny creatures that live in forests and flowers and toadstools. They are, in Tolkein's version, large and powerfully magical. Dunno. They separate themselves from humanity. They can flit about from flower to flower. They have wings.
Trolls live under bridges and are basically stupid. They carry clubs and hit humans and are very dangerous in their stupidity. They're ugly and thus dangerous. So, avoid trolls. Witches...well...they're either beautiful or ugly, male or female. They ride broomsticks across full moons. They have cat familiars, their pets, or sometimes the familiars do work for them, carry messages, talk them to sleep, carry diseases off to plague the countryside and innocent folk. Witches can be killed by drowning or poisoning or stoning or having heavy weights dumped on them...just as can any mortal human. Witches are probably the most written about, the least effective and the most modernized because of this idea of Wicca, which is in no way related to witchcraft, but instead to the Old Religion, whatever that is. It probably has an earth mother goddess, but this new stuff is just someone's idea of a religion based on nature. It is in no way related to the idea of witchcraft which was never, ever written down. Anywhere. It is all in the minds of individuals looking for a way to barbecue old ladies or pretty girls who get in their way. Then there are the mythological beasts, griffins, krakens, mermaids, selkies, (mandrakes), dodos (they did exist) and dragons. There are others in various cultures...chupacabras, mothmen, were-anything, bigfeet, various lake monsters...all of which are along the same vein as the earlier ones depicted at the bottom of old maps and in bestiaries dating back to the time when people still believed ugly old women could curse you. Why do these beasts, these demons, these witches and angels and giant serpents and killer creatures exist? Because bad things happen without explanation, that cannot be explained by logic or science, so fantasy takes over. That boogeyman in the closet, that monster under the bed, the creatures of our nightmares exist in our minds no matter how advanced we get. As long as we have dreams, we have night fears. Racial memory of what can happen to us in the dark clings to us still and probably always will. Knowing that there are no real monsters that are not human does not make the terror of the night any less real in our minds. It is the dark, and what we cannot see in the dark that makes all these fantastical creatures that want to harm us come to life.
The thing about monsters is that fiction writers always come up with a way to kill them.
More than prayer.
H.G. Wells had Martians invade the earth, wreaking havoc all over the globe. They seemed unstoppable...our worst fears come to life from outer space. What kills them after they do a good job of wrecking most of the civilized planet? Bombs? Fire? Water? Ice? Chemicals?
Microscopic things we all endure naturally, but the Martians weren't used to our germs. What must we do to get our stories straight? To become enabled to destroy that which we fear most? The monsters of the ID? We have to stop breeding maniacs. (Especially ones that rule countries.) |