Only in Texas...... 

A Texas State Trooper  

pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 dollars in the statewide safety competition.

 
 

"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman. 
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered. 

"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. 

"He's a smart aleck when he's been drinking." 

This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car." 

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish,

 "Are we over the border yet?"