Greetings All, One last e-mail up-date: The Pittsburgh Record & Cd Convention XXIX Sunday Nov. 29, 09 Radisson Hotel Greentree Pgh.

10am - 4pm (Free Admission!) Early bird shopping 8am - 10am

($10.) Special appearance by Pgh. legend and former horror host of "Chiller Theatre" and "Studio Wrestling" "Chilly Billy" Cardille

(11am - 1pm).

Tell a friend! Best, Tm

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Thanks Calvin

Pittsburgh and Steelers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDUkNZp9S4A&feature=player_embedded

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Thanks Amusingfacts.com

An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his finger into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter.

The second walked up, spilled the old man's coffee and then he took a seat at the counter.

The third walked up, ate the bacon off the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.

Without a word, the old man quietly paid his bill and left the diner.

One of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man was he?"

"No," the waitress replied, looking out the window. "And not much of a driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles."

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While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, a police officer was interrupted by a little girl about six years old.

Looking up and down at his uniform, she asked, "Are you a police officer?"

"Yes," he answered, and continued writing the report.

"My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?"

"Yes, that's right," he told her.

"Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward the officer," would you please tie my shoe?"

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Thanks Pastor Tim

A college professor had the mysterious habit of walking into the lecture hall each morning, removing a tennis ball from his jacket pocket. He would set it on the corner of the podium. After giving the lecture for the day, he would once again pick up the tennis ball, place it into his jacket pocket, and leave the room. No one ever understood why he did this, until one day. . . .

A student fell asleep during the lecture. The professor never missed a word of his lecture while he walked over to the podium, picked up the tennis ball and threw it, hitting the sleeping student squarely on the top of the head.

The next day, the professor walked into the room, reached into his jacket, removed a baseball. . . No one ever fell asleep in his class the rest of the semester!

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*

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"Lost Bible"

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.

Three weeks later a cow walked up carrying the Bible in it's mouth.

The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.

He took the book out of the cow's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"

"Not really," said the cow.

"Your name was written inside the cover."

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Thanks Steve Just For Grins

What's Your Name?

After one of the machines at work suddenly went on the fritz, our boss called the repair service and asked to speak to the manager, Ahmed.

"Hello, Ed speaking. How can I help you?" said the guy who answered the phone.

"Sorry," said my boss. "I was looking for Ahmed."

"This is Ahmed," came the reply. "How can I help you?"

"I thought you just said your name was Ed." asked my boss.

"It is. But whenever I say 'Ahmed,' people think I'm saying, 'I'm Ed,' so I figured it's just easier to be Ed!"

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Lemon Picking

The woman applying for the job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job.

"Look miss," said the foreman. "Do you have any experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter if fact, yes!" she replied. "I've been divorced three times

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Thanks Good Clean Funnies

Thanksgiving Leftovers

Top Ten Signs You've Eaten Too Much at Thanksgiving Dinner

(from David Letterman's Top Ten Lists)

10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you.

9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man

17 feet tall.

8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis.

7. Right this minute you're laughing up pie on the carpet.

6. You decide to take a little nap and wake up in mid-July.

5. World's fattest man sends you a telegram, warning you to "back off!"

4. CBS tells you to lose weight or else.

3. Getting off your couch requires help from the fire department.

2. Every escalator you step on immediately grinds to a halt.

1. You're sweatin' gravy.

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.