Thanks Mark

Kool looking Penguins!

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=SkY03n0_sD8&vq=medium

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Simple Truths

http://www.findingjoymovie.com/?cm_mmc=CheetahMail-_-FR-_-06.24.11-_-FJOYmovie&utm_source=CheetahMail&utm_campaign=FJOYmovie

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Thanks Babe

Can Do the Dog

http://www.dogwork.com/kan6/

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Occupational Hymns

Dentist's Hymn.......................Crown Him with Many Crowns

Weatherman's Hymn...............There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

Contractor's Hymn..................The Church's One Foundation

The Tailor's Hymn...................Holy, Holy, Holy

The Golfer's Hymn..................There's a Green Hill Far Away

The Politician's Hymn..............Standing on the Promises

Optometrist's Hymn.................Open My Eyes That I Might See

The IRS Agent's Hymn.............I Surrender All

The Gossip's Hymn..................Pass It On

The Electrician's Hymn.............Send The Light

The Shopper's Hymn................Sweet Bye and Bye

The Realtor's Hymn..................I've Got a Mansion

Massage Therapists Hymn....... He Touched Me

The Doctor's Hymn..................The Great Physician

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Thanks Jack

How well I know this. The age involved with varies within each sect and tribal sect beliefs. Native ledgens state generaly from 9 - 11 years of age. These are set watching the child grow through learning of his place in activities within the tribe. The Cherokee is not the only Native American tribes to follow such as these in the passage. There is much more to this, but that is a general consistencies. J

Cherokee Legend

Do you know the legend of the Cherokee Indian youth's rite of Passage?

His father takes him into the forest, blindfolds him an leaves him alone. He is required to sit on a stump the whole night and not remove the blindfold until the rays of the morning sun shine through it. He cannot cry out for help to anyone.

Once he survives the night, he is a MAN.

He cannot tell the other boys of this experience, because each lad must come into manhood on his own.

The boy is naturally terrified. He can hear all kinds of noises. Wild beasts must surely be all around him . Maybe even some human might do him harm. The wind blew the grass and earth, and shook his stump, but he sat stoically, never removing the blindfold. It would be the only way he could become a man! Finally, after a horrific night the sun appeared and he removed his blindfold.

It was then that he discovered his father sitting on the stump next to him. He had been at watch the entire night, protecting his son from harm.

We, too, are never alone. Even when we don't know it, God is watching over us,

Sitting on the stump

beside us. When trouble comes, all we have to do is reach out to Him.

If you liked this story, pass it on. If not, you took off your blindfold before dawn.

Moral of the story: Just because you can't see God, Doesn't mean He is not there. "For we walk by faith, not by sight."

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Thanks Babe

WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO EXPLAIN IT ...

A sick man turned to his doctor as he was preparing to Leave the examination room and said, 'Doctor, I am afraid to die.

Tell me what lies on the other side.' Very quietly, the doctor said, 'I don't know.'

'You don't know? You're, a Christian man, and don't know what's on the other side?'

The doctor was holding the handle of the door; On the other side came a sound of scratching and whining, And as he opened the door, a dog sprang into the room And leaped on him with an eager show of gladness.

Turning to the patient, the doctor said, 'Did you notice my dog?

He's never been in this room before. He didn't know what was inside.

He knew nothing except that his master was here, And when the door opened, he sprang in without fear.

I know little of what is on the other side of death, But I do know one thing...

I know my Master is there and that is enough.'

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RECALL NOTICE: The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include :

1. Loss of direction

2. Foul vocal emissions

3. Amnesia of origin

4. Lack of peace and joy

5. Selfish or violent behavior

6. Depression or confusion in the mental component

7. Fearfulness

8. Idolatry

9. Rebellion The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect. The Repair Technician , JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R .. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus , into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:

1. Love

2. Joy

3. Peace

4. Patience

5. Kindness

6. Goodness

7. Faithfulness

8. Gentleness

9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L..E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.. For free emergency service, call on Jesus .

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!

- GOD

P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'