The Best of Email Humor
I HATE SPAM. And I'm not too fond of impersonal "cut-and-paste" email either. However, I have recieved my share of cute and/or funny email stories/pictures. So I figured I'd start a little online library of my favorites. Some "adult" content, but nothing too major. Feel free to cut & paste them to your friends. I marked my favorites with a green dot 
. - jim
Table of Contents:
Administratium - The heaviest element yet known to science
Age Barometer - Do you remember candy cigarettes? Take the quiz.
Airline Humor - Cute excerps of airline attendant's in-flight safety lectures.
Anagrams - Rearrange letters to form new words. Dormitory > Dirty Room.
Asscons - If you know what :-) means, they you could probably figure out: (_!_)
Bad Jokes - Some great bad jokes.
Balls - Corporate America's recreation preferences.
Bumper Stickers - "Cover me. I'm changing lanes".
B.S. Bingo - Fall asleep in meetings? Play B.S. Bingo!
Canadian - Why can't I own a Canadian?
Carlin - The warped thoughts of George Carlin.
Cat Bath - How to bathe a cat.
Change Letter - Contest winners - Change one letter to create a brand new word.
Children's Books - Children's books you will never see.
Church Bloopers - "Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help."
Cigars - Only in the U.S. legal system. Man sues for cigars lost in "fires".
Clintons - Bill & Hillary joke.
Conversions - "1000 aches: 1 kilohurtz"
Cue Ball - Monkey and the cue-ball.
Dilbert Contest - Submissions to a "Dilbert Quotes from real-life managers" contest.
Dog Laws - Dog Law #2: "If it's in my mouth, it's mine."
Dr. Seuss - If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer...
Engineers - Understanding Engineers.
Ethical Questions - Two ethical questions.
Evaluation - Supervisor evaluations. :AVERAGE: Not too bright".
Excuses - Some actual written excuses given to teachers by parents.
Friendship - Prucare Managed Friendship.
From Kids - Things I learned from my children.
Fun Signs - "Mental Health Prevention Center"
Girfriend 4.0 - Upgrading may cause conflicts.
God vs. Satan - God created healthful yogurt. And Satan brought forth chocolate.
Gorsky - Walking on the moon: "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky".
Guy Rules - Rules that guys wish girls knew.
Ha Ha's - "Honk if you love peace and quiet".
Headlines - "Clinton Wins Budget, More Lies Ahead"
Hell - Actual question on a University of Washington chemistry midterm.
Honk if you love Jesus - One baptist's experience at a traffic light.
Idiots - More evidence that this world is full of idiots.
Job Codes - Job code list based on our observations of employee activities.
Job Evaluations - Great line from job evaluations.
Kentucky Virus - Catch it!
Leopard vs. Dog - Can a dog really out fox a leopard?
Life - Stages and facts of life.
Life's Rules - "A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory".
Lipstick - How a junior high principal solved a lipstick problem.
Marriage - "Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight". -- Phyllis Diller.
McDonnell - McDonnell Douglas Warranty Registration Card.
Mergers - If 3M merged with Goodyear, what would you get? mmmGood.
Miller G.D. - Letter sent to Miller Brewing Company and their response.
Mouse Balls - How to clean mouse balls.
Mr. Abby - Dear Mr. Abby: "Should I have sex on the first date?"
M.S. vs. G.M. - If GM could evlolve as fast as the computer industry...
New Words - "Cube Farm: An office filled with cubicles."
Old - You know you're getting old when...
Out of College - You know you've been out of college too long when...
Politically Correct Men - How to talk about men and still be politically correct.
Personals - The real meaning of language in the personal ads.
Phamisist - First time condum buyer seeks advice.
Phrases - Useful work phrase #15: "How about never? Does never work for you?"
Police - Police humor.
Presidential Quiz - Which president allegedly had an affair with his wife's half sister?
Puns - Ten puns.
Quayle - Quotes from former Vice President Dan Quayle.
Quotes - Valuable quotes from comedians.
Rapture - Rapture in Little Rock.
Redneck - You might be a redneck if....
Rejection - Top 10 Rejection Lines and what they actually mean.
Resume - Real-life examples of bad resume mistakes.
Retirement - Memo from the Long John Silver Insurance Company.
Riddle - "Schwartzenegger has a big one,..."
Rooney - Andy Rooney on....
Seminars - Seminars for men and women.
Sex Therapist - Elderly couple seeks help.
Shit Happens - How shit happens.
Sound Puzzle - Say it fast: LAWN SAND JEALOUS. Answer: Los Angeles
State Mottos - "Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi"
Stranded - Stranded on an island with nothing but bananas and coconuts. Stress - Anti-Stress Exercise:
Suburbs - God and St. Francis conversing about the suburbs.
Teaching Math - Teaching math in the 50's vs. the 90's.
Telemarketers - 10 Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer.
Theories - Contest winners of "submit a theory about any darned thing".
Top 10 - Top ten things that sound dirty but aren't:
Trivia - What was Gilligans first name?
Unexpected - Expect the un-expected.
Union Dog - Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were....
Urine Test - Accurate, and only costs $10.00!
Van Gogh - Vincent Van Gogh's family tree. His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh.
Venus and Mars - Creative writing true story. Received from English Professor.
Viruses - Look Out For The Following Computer Viruses!
Warnings - Actual label warning on Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping.
Wish to Say - Things We Wish We Could Say To Customers / Colleagues.
Witness - Things laywers say: "Were you present when your picture was taken?"
Women Game - The "Make Women Happy Game".
Wonderful OS - Where would Microsoft be without the Mac?