ABCNEWS HOLDS TERROR WARNING TAPE

We've all seen this already. Some face-covering hero of Islam has proclaimed doom and gloom on the US of A on video. He's got an American accent. Hmmm. I wonder who it could be? Adam Gadhan, perhaps? Who's he, you ask? This tub of guts is probably the boogeyman on the video. American-born (well, California, anyway), converted to Islam. He's a bad boy who's been to Al Qaeda's Finishing School for Disgruntled Young Dorks. No doubt he got into it for the virgins. Nothing more passionate than a convert, eh?

Reference this article over at The Command Post (dated 26 May 04) for "The Seven," of which homeboy Adam is numero cinco.

Are you mad yet?