The Original Dog Powered Scooter

This really chaps my keester. Here I am, firmly in the 21st century, and there's not ONE SINGLE FLYING CAR to be seen. But you can get another marvel of the 21st Century, the DOG-frickin'-powered SCOOTER. On the Internets, no less. This sucks. I want MY future back - the one with push-button meals in a pill and flying cars, dammit.