Anti-BB Gun Project Deemed Too Dangerous

Man, you can almost taste the irony.

Massachusetts is SO anti-gun, they've outlawed an anti-gun science project because it's too dangerous. What a bunch of pansies.

"The scientific review committee does not consider science projects involving firearms to be safe for middle school students," Degon said.

FIREARMS? They're BB guns, people! For cryin' out loud.

You'll shoot your eye out, kid!