Mother and Anti-War Hero Cindy Sheehan Signs with Speaking Matters LLC for Public Speaking Tour

In a shining example of just how bad it is for Cindy (who?) Sheehan, we're informed of a public speaking tour through, of all things, a Press Release. Yesterday.

Where's the New York Times?

Where's the interview on CNN?

Where's the coverage of this earth shattering event???

Bueller? Bueller? Bueller??