Scantily Clad Model Upsets Neighborhood

Am I supposed to read this, believe it, and even keep a straight face? Puh-lease.

Some neighbors called police and tried to take pictures of the photo shoot as evidence.

Right. Evidence. That's what I'd call it, too.

Hill said he just doesn't want his wife to be afraid to take their children outside.

"I've got an almost 3-year-old and a 1-year-old," he said. "We have children. ...

Makes you wonder how they had them, don't it?