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Scene Quotes

Jack :  Who makes all these?
Will :  I do!  And I practice with them… three hours a day!
Jack :  You need to find yourself a girl, mate!  Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet.  You're not a eunuch, are you?

Will :  I practice three hours a day so that when I meet a pirate ... I can kill it!

Will :  You cheated!
Jack :  Pirate!