Beginnings
It all started in the middle of 2000,
when I began looking for available lots to build upon. Initially,
I was looking for a pristine lot - one that had no existing structures
on it - to place a solar powered house. The lots I found were either
too small for what I had in mind, too large (so the taxes would be prohibitive),
in a terrible location, or could not be easily built up. So, it was
time to change tactics and start looking at lots that had pre-existing
buildings on them. Eventually, I found a suitable lot. It would take
some work to get it to appear the way I imagined it, but it would get
there in time. By then, I had already located an architectural firm,
and we were starting to design the residence in earnest. I
had purchased a great book called "
Your New House: The Alert Consumer's Guide to Buying
and Building a Quality Home " by Alan &
Denise Fields. This book can scare the proverbial crap out of you
as it prepares you for some of the disasters that may be lying in
wait. Having studied this tome, I felt I was ready to shoot the dice,
and get my head examined.
Close Your Eyes And Roll The Dice
The property is part of a former dairy
farm covering 15 acres (the original farm covered well over 90 acres).
Most of the farm had been sold off to a non-profit organization
as conservation
land, so the lot
I was purchasing was essentially in the midst of protected
land. There were quite a few buildings on the property: a two
story
house , a large cow
barn, a metal
storage building, a dilapidated
garage, three equally distressed chicken coops
(barely visible in the background here
), a stone
barn with a rickety
lean-to attached, and several large metal
trailers with lots of scattered
junk . Some of the buildings were about 100
years old, but all were in a really sorry state or only held up
by force of habit - or in the case of one of the chicken coops -
by the overgrown
brush . Surprisingly, I must have been one
of the few people who could look past the overgrowth and mounds
of debris, and see the place for what it could really be. It was
time to take a chance. Too many lots had disappeared into developer's
hands, and if I waited it would be hard to find anything else like
this. I made an offer and it was accepted. I would officially become
a landowner (with all of the associated headaches) in February of 2001.
"It'd Be Easier To Use Napalm"
The next part - the clean-up and salvage
- then began. Upon seeing photos of just how much debris was on
the site and how much
brush would have to be cleared, a co-worker commented
that instead of hauling everything off, I should call the National
Guard and have them use the place for target practice. That off-the-cuff
comment coincided with a news story in a local newspaper about the
local fire department's training program. The story went on about
how difficult it was for the departments to locate buildings to train
in, as no one wants to burn down their house - well, almost no one. Quicker
than you can say "accelerant," I was on the phone to the local fire chief.
Since I was going to knock the buildings down anyway, would the department
be interested in using them for training purposes? I received a very emphatic
"yes!" This would be a win-win situation; the department would be able
to get some buildings to train on, and in return they'd be burning the
place down - thereby reducing the weight of the material I was going
to haul off. At least, that was the plan. If I got the buildings taken
down quickly enough, I'd even save a little money on the property taxes.
Everybody was happy. Well, not quite everyone.
Burn, Baby, Burn
In order to get the town involved, I
also had to contact the state DEM (Department of Environmental Management),
who insisted that a few things be done - namely the removal of the
asbestos siding, and the asphalt roof shingles - before things went
up in a fireball. In the meantime, I had stripped the house of anything
useful (like cabinets, molding, some original doors) while the fire
department was conducting fairly regular training sessions utilizing
some really neat
tools . Some of the exercises involved
repelling out of a window in full
gear safely (easier said then done), installing
holes in the roof of the barn , and practicing in a smoke
filled house. Things got a little more interesting than intended
one day when a "small"
fire that had been set got away
from the firefighters. It got into the wall and quickly raced
into the attic. The Chief was not amused, and ordered it
doused immediately. Luckily, I had already removed
everything from the house that I had wanted to salvage. The aftermath
was amazing. I did not think that so much damage could be done by
water and smoke alone. That's
soot on the walls - they weren't
always that black (proof of this is a soot-coated
spider web )! Anyway, by this point, most of the loose debris
had been hauled off the property. While all this was going on, I
was busy refining the house design and starting to play lumberjack.
Eventually, all the
buildings had been leveled
, and the piles from the coops, garage, and barn were either
torched, or buried. The debris from the house was either
hauled off or buried as well.
Grouse Point Blank
Not quite realizing just how much work
was going to be involved in getting the new
house site ready, I thought I could
just buy a chain saw and wood chipper, and start clearing. Silly
me. First I had to cut down all the
briar bushes before I could even get
to the trees. Granted, when I had soils and perc tests conducted,
a path was essentially made for me courtesy of a backhoe, but I still
had a lot of
picky bushes to get through. By this
point, I had started to see quite a bit of the local wildlife. It
would have been so much easier if I could enlist their aid, but they
seemed uninterested - for the most part. My most shocking moment came
when I went up to the site, with chain saw in hand, and encountered
a
grouse . I thought "as soon as I fire this thing up, that
bird is gone!" Much to my surprise, it actually
started to follow me around, keeping within a few feet of me. I cut
down a cedar tree, and as I trimmed the branches off of it, the
grouse jumped up on the log and followed. I cut down a few
more trees, and the grouse followed. As I cut down one cedar, it
got tangled in the branches of a nearby oak. I climbed the oak to cut
the branch which was preventing the cedar from dropping, and lo and
behold, I had company on the limb. The bird then jumped onto the branch
I was attempting to cut. "Bad choice," said I. But then, with a
loud flutter, I felt something land on my hand which was keeping
me steady in the tree - it was my avian friend standing nonchalantly
on my fingers. I finished cutting the cedar free and continued to work
with my
buddy in close proximity. The following day, I was cutting
some saplings, and the grouse was back. As I stacked the saplings
in a pile, the grouse leapt off the ground and landed on the branch
I was holding. Trying not to spook the bird, I slowly leaned over to
gently lay the branch down. There was an explosion of feathers in my
face, and before I knew it, I had a bird perched upon my shoulder - pirate
style. For several more days the bird would find me and
follow me around, often hopping onto my knee when I sat down
for a break. Once the heavy equipment began to arrive, the bird appeared
less and less. Before long the bird disappeared, not to be seen until the
following fall. By then construction was well underway, and the work
crews found it highly amusing to see my little friend following me around
the site. A little research has indicated that this behavior, while
certainly strange, is not unheard of. There have actually been documented
cases of birds being perched on top of tractors while the farmers operate
them!
Nearly There
It had taken a while - the better part of a year in fact
- to get the site for the new house cleared. A
good friend provided assistance with a chainsaw, and my father
helped with
chipping the numerous brush
piles. By the time we were finished, it was hard to believe
that
this was the same place that looked like
this four months earlier!
While all of the little details
were being readied to commence construction, and before demolition of
the original buildings took place in earnest, I took on another project.
I had wanted to reuse the front door from the original house in the
new construction. It was a 100 year old mahogany door with the old
style of beveled glass - you could see small bubbles and imperfections
in the glass. The door had a lot of paint that had accumulated on
it over the years, and it was going to take a lot of work to strip it down
by hand. Unfortunately, before I could remove the door to begin
work on it, some uninvited individuals appeared one night and broke every
window in the old house - including the front door. So, trying to
make the best out of a given situation, I tracked down a local artist who specializes
in stained glass, and commissioned her to create a replacement window.
After the better part of two months of scraping, sanding, patching, sealing,
and painting, the door was ready for use in the new house.
The Final Junk Tally
Once the last of the debris was hauled
off, I made a quick mental list of what was now missing:
- nine 45 foot trash dumpsters - literally
packed so tightly the sides were visibly bulging
- one dumpster full of nasty asbestos
siding
- nine large metal trailers
- two very large propane tanks
- eight commercial type propane tanks
- several truck loads of used, bald
tires
- several large non-functional appliances
(Philco refrigerators?!)
- several truck loads of scrap metal
- one replacement tire for the wood
chipper
- three bottles of poison ivy treatment
- an undetermined quantity of charcoal
and ash from the fires was interred at the site along with numerous
tree stumps which were cleared from the new house site
A House is Born
Finally, by the spring of 2003, I had
all the paperwork in order and the contractors lined up. The plans
are complete, and construction can now start! Here are smaller
versions of the plans, rather than providing the enormously detailed
package:
The basement - this includes all the
mechanical space; the large water tank, batteries, main board,
etc.
The 1st floor plan - the primary living space;
kitchen, dining room, family room, great room, laundry room, etc.
The 2nd floor plan - the "private" areas; the
bedrooms, library, and control room for the observatory
North and east elevations
South and west elevations
Click on the Construction History icon
below to see how the house came together.