The Official Calendar of Dan Messick
It is the Year 17 A.D. by the Dan Messick Calendar ~ After Dan

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January 12th - Break all the Rules Day
February 21st - Tip your local cow day
March 3rd - Easy Access Day
March 7th - Hydrogen Deathmatch Day
March 17th (St. Patrick's Day) - Chugging Day
3rd Tuesday after the 1st wednesday in March - Urination on not private property day (March 21, 2006)
April 4th - New Year's Eve
April 5th - New Year's Day, Birth of Our God
April 27th - Monoatomic Oxygen Day
May 19th - No Underwear Day
July 21st - No Pants Day
August 7th-11th - Skull Breaking Week
September 21st - Casey's Mom's birthday

Last Friday in December - Loin Cloth Day



June 2nd, 2007 - Predicted Death and Resurection of our Savior



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