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"I stick lemons in my eyes for fun." Dan Messick 09/15/06 12:51 "She was like 'You wanna breakfast burrito?' and I was like, 'Shit yeah i want a breakfast burrito!'" Dan Messick 09/15/06 8:32 "I don't know phone numbers. I just pick up the phone and start hittin' numbers until somebody answers" Dan Messick 08/28/06 12:20 "Yours is just so much harder than mine" Dan Messick 08/10/06 21:39 "I can destroy entire countries in a tenth of a second!" Dan Messick 08/07/06 17:30 "If Mountain Dew were a woman I would make love to her every minute" Dan Messick 08/05/06 Every Five Minutes "I soak up knowledge like a sponge, unless it's english.... Then it's like trying to soak up water with a rock." Dan Messick 07/31/06 22:54 "Only drugs can make me smarter." Dan Messick 07/24/06 "David Conn is a penis" Dan Messick...All the time at Leadership school "I was hyperactive. I shut down all my bodily functions so i could concentrate on what you were saying. If i didn't do that then my heart would have exploded." Dan Messick 07/12/06 18:14 "I loved the school store, it was just like a store, at school!" Dan Messick 06/06/06 21:45 "Do you remember when we used to skip lunch so we could buy 5mm mechanical pencils and those rainbow erasers?" Dan Messick 06/06/06 21:30 "You know your tough when you can rip a man's jaw off." Dan Messick 06/06/06 21:00 (leaving Burger King) - "I'm king and I command you to sit in the back seat!" Dan Messick 06/06/06 18:32 "Oh Billy Joel, you tap right into my soul." Dan Messick 06/06/06 17:30 "OH SHIT SON!" Dan Messick 06/06/06 Every Five Minutes "You can describe Dan Messick in only two words: Dan Messick." Dan Messick "Do you smoke mole?" Dan Messick 4/28/06 1:12 pm 04/28/06 13:12 "You're so cute Jon Barth" Dan Messick 04/27/06 19:55 "If the ecosystem wanted saving, it would save itself!" Dan Messick 04/08/06 9:23 "Dan Messick doesn't have time to be careful!" Dan Messick 3/24/2006 13:42 "I'm a crowd pleaser!" Dan Messick 3/17/2006 10:10 "I gotta grow a third stomach!" Dan Messick 3/17/2006 10:05 "That's right, the B stands for Assasinator!" Dan Messick 3/13/2006 13:26 "Homework's for speds!" Dan Messick 3/7/2006 13:44 "I spits'm out like cocaine!" Dan Messick 3/7/2006 13:43 "I am the pure essence of the disgustingness and eatingness of the man gene." Dan Messick 3/7/2006 13:42 "I'm so delisciously evil!" Dan Messick 3/7/2006 13:25 "I ain't payin' for no limo! You can hop in the back of my pick-um-up truck!" Dan Messick 3/7/2006 13:21 "I'm gonna break it of it's will!" Dan Messick 3/6/2006 13:25 "How dare you play mind games with peoples lives!" Dan Messick 3/6/2006 13:08 Dan Messick 3/2/2006 20:11 "If you're a rouge ninja, you're a pirate. As long as you have a beard." Dan Messick 3/2/2006 20:01 "I got to make this parapraph more bigger!" Dan Messick 3/2/2006 19:57 "Mine's gold! Got so many literary risks it's not even funny! Now read number C!" Dan Messick 3/2/2006 19:45 "When you procrastinate, you fail." Dan Messick 3/2/2006 15:58 "I'm a lean mean fighting machine. I think I could take Feldman." Dan Messick 3/2/2006 15:38 "American Idol is the "shitstain" on america's underwear." Dan Messick 3/2/2006 8:44 "Stuff be a'poppin, Casey be a'roppin!" Dan Messick 3/1/2006 13:26 "Even in defeat, we are still victoreous." Dan Messick 2/28/2006 9:59 "I hate going there. It makes me feel so... healthy." Dan Messick 2/27/2006 15:15 "I'd be your asian monkey slave for a billion." Dan Messick 2/24/2006 12:05 "I play Jesus with your mama!" Dan Messick 2/24/2006 1:42 "I got played like a flute." Dan Messick 2/23/2006 23:59 "Make love not war!" Dan Messick 2/23/2006 23:23 "Thank you Jesus, Mountain Dew!" Dan Messick 2/23/2006 22:50 "I don't dish out nothing!" Dan Messick 2/16/2006 12:23 "Mr. Diesem constipated Patricia's phone!" Dan Messick 2/15/2006 13:32 "Now all I have to do is go home, kill something, and make love." Dan Messick 2/15/2006 10:04 <Tyler drops retainer> "You know there's AID's on that floor." Dan Messick 2/15/2006 10:01 |
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