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"He has a many of a lovers." Dan Messick 2/14/2006 9:12 "Maybe if I put this in powdered form I can sniff it!" Dan Messick 2/14/2006 8:56 "I should be a freakin' rockstar!" Dan Messick 2/11/2006 12:55 "Dan Messick don't forget nothing bout nothing." Dan Messick 2/11/2006 1:08 "I'm a human lie detector!" Dan Messick 2/11/2006 1:04 "I express my anger through orally words." Dan Messick 2/10/2006 23:03 "You've gotta establish dominance!" Dan Messick 2/10/2006 20:46 "Dan Messick speaks for Dan Messick." Dan Messick 2/8/2006 9:00 "I despise writing, I despise Smyrna, I despise everything." Dan Messick 2/8/2006 9:00 "I spread knowledge like a disease!" Dan Messick 2/8/2006 8:57 "The only man Dan Messick respects is Jesus, and he doesn't even like him" Dan Messick 2/8/2006 8:57 "Let's make an oxygen sandwich!" Dan Messick 2/8/2006 8:42 "You can go to college. If you give us your soul!!!" Dan Messick 2/7/2006 21:16 Dan Messick 2/3/2006 13:36 "I know, the smorgasbord. There a bunch of communisms." Dan Messick 2/3/2006 13:33 "Better be cool. Better blow my god damn mind. Like, I want to see my mind over there." Dan Messick 2/3/2006 13:26 "He's playing hide and seek. If you seeketh, you will findeth." Dan Messick 2/3/2006 13:07 "I better learn english before I start speakin!" Dan Messick 2/3/2006 12:22 "She secretly hided it" Dan Messick 2/2/2006 13:18 "Proper english is only for educated men!" Dan Messick 2/2/2006 13:14 "It's a public property you jackass, it's a public school." Dan Messick 2/1/2006 9:34 "The government doesn't control me. I control the government!" Dan Messick 2/1/2006 9:32 |
"Shut your god-damn mouths before I start breaking skulls!" Dan Messick 1/30/2006 9:33 "I should start putting spaces between my words." Dan Messick 1/27/2006 13:16 "Vowel's are for suckers!" Dan Messick 1/27/2006 "Whatever time it is, I deficate on deadlines!" Dan Messick 1/26/2006 13:43 "I'm the sexiest man alive!" Dan Messick 1/26/2006 13:40 "Dan Messick, every family should have one." Dan Messick 1/26/2006 13:38 "Easy like Sunday morning!" Dan Messick 1/25/2006 13:32 "Pick-um-up truck." Dan Messick 1/18/2006 Spelling: Tyler: "Dan Messick, spell Anniversary." Dan Messick: "A-N-N-I-,umm, versity" Dan Messick 1/18/2006 "I can count to 40, and beyond!" Dan Messick 1/17/2006 13:10 "I'm like a chemistry god." Dan Messick 1/12/2006 13:05 "It's a ring ding dinger!" Dan Messick 1/10/2006 13:41 "I calls'em as I sees'em." Dan Messick 1/10/2006 13:38 "Grammar's for suckers!" Dan Messick 1/9/2006 11:06 "Parentheses are for fools!" Dan Messick 1/5/2006 13:30 "I been 3 times out the country twice because deportation" Dan Messick 1/3/2006 "Cause Jesus said so!" Dan Messick |