Other Quotes from the
Vicinity of Dan Messick...
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"I swear that chick was a dude. She had vains coming out of her arms and i swear i saw a penis...."
Rob Boyd 09/19/06 7:20
"David (Blume) is oozing manly sexiness."
Adam Barczewski 09/18/06 8:24
"Why try if you know your gonna fail?"
Greg Ellis 09/15/06 11:54
"There is only so much of your life that you can spend with people in puberty."
Meekster 09/13/06 8:53
(Talking about class rankings) "Michael got 1st, David got 3rd, I got
15th, and Tyler got stupid out of 250."
Adam Barczewski 07/23/06 2:36
"Go ahead, I don't care. I'll laugh, I'll giggle."
Matt Boyles 08/30/06 10:03
"I don't lie, I just tell false truths..."
Michael Natrin 08/30/06 9:49
"Did you ever notice that the word sick is in Dan Messick's name?"
Andrew Lenker (Summer College Student) 08/10/06 21:52
"The room hasnt spinned at all today"
Ashlyn Milligan 08/07/06 11:11
(referring to Davey's muscle)
"It looks like a midgets fist coming out of your elbow."
Rob Boyd 06/10/06 14:07
"How do u know all that stuff?"...
"I get 36 hours in my day...kinda a deal I made with Satan"
Tpar 06/04/06 23:11
"It's true, i'm always thinking unless I'm eating or looking at naked
women."
David Blume 06/04/06 12:00
"Nothing's slipping. Except my grasp on sanity."
Natrin 01/12/06 21:52
"[to Louie] I'll castrate you with rusty scissors!"
Mrs. Arnold
"I don't care what they eat, I just care what they know"
Morabito 4/12/2006 11:57
"Drop it cause it's hot"
Morabito 4/12/2006 10:45
Cerita - "Feldman, when are you ever gonna have kids?"
"As soon as I find someone that's lucky enough to give birth to my
children"
Feldman 5/16/2006 9:53
"That's assault Rob. I can't do that."
Feldman 5/16/2006 9:37
"omg....the worst day of my life is when czechoslovakia broke up...THEY
WERE SO GOOD TOGETHER!!"
Tpar 5/9/2006 23:05
"I'm not homosexual, I'm tri-sexual; I tried it and I didn't like it."
Steve Stewart (Tennis Coach) 04/27/06 4:32
"Who needs laxatives if you've been hiking all weekend and then eat
mcdonalds?"
Sam Whalen 04/24/06 12:11
"Wow I'm stupid!"
Erin Charles 04/24/06 9:43
"There's too much learning going on here"
Wolf 04/24/06 9:33
"I feel old bay. Because old bay is a synonym for fantastic!"
Mr. Buchanan 04/23/06 9:37
"I want you guys to play two-balled american songs"
Uncle Bob 04/20/06 0:05
"I need to go make some enemies"
Kai 04/20/06 23:52
"No, the mafia's not hardcore"
Kai 04/20/06 23:50
"Can you please not throw snot at people?"
Ms. Wolf 3/27/2006 9:52
"You should be a little more careful when you attack someone!"
Ms. Wolf 3/27/2006 9:41
Andrew - "Why are you drinking 2 liters of Perrier flavored water?"
"I like to keep enough in me to make me feel like I have to piss; it
keeps me on my toes"
Evan Langshaw 3/24/2006 20:37
"I know curse words in other englishes!"
A Proud SHS Student 3/24/2006 14:46
"Mountain dew I love you; why do you cause me so much pain?"
Andrew Deinert 3/17/2006 12:02
"Why don't you bow down and kiss my feet next time!"
Cook 3/13/2006 13:22
"I'll beat you with a popsticle stick!"
Patricia Holmes 3/8/2006 13:21
"I'm gonna slap you with a brick!"
Tyler Parsons 3/7/2006 9:52
"Learn to live before you die."
Uncle Bob's Machete 3/4/2006 11:37
"We're pimpin' the alphabet!"
Marcin Ciolek 3/3/2006 13:34
"You're more full of crap than a constipated person!"
AJ Wicks 3/3/2006 11:24
"If Dan Messick landed on the mooon, gravity would follow him"
Tyler 3/2/2006 22:30
"Jump on the bandwagon!"
Dupois 3/1/2006 12:47
"I was editing pictures on my computer...I came to one of Dan Messick,
and the monitor started smoking, the hard drive exploded, and the
motherboard incinerated."
Natrin 2/27/2006 6:06
"Is that your computer crashing right before my eyes?" "No,
it's my computer crashing over here."
Natrin 2/26/2006 21:17
"No more hole talk!"
Feldman 2/16/2006 12:04
"Don't you know my muscles are so sore from being so big?"
Rob Boyd 2/16/2006 11:35
"No, you uncultured heathen, I'm talking about refigerator cake."
Andrew Deinert 2/15/2006 9:28
"Sometimes I cough and sneeze at the same time."
Feldman 2/14/2006 9:47
"Hey, Feldman, Dan Messick is strategizing about how to
beat you up" "Bring friends!"
Feldman 2/14/2006 9:46
"I'm gonna take you to man school."
Feldman 2/14/2006 9:41
"You're like a Messick right now!"
Iglio 2/14/2006 9:02
"I'm as giddy as a school girl now!"
Bill Gordon 2/9/2006 10:25
"OMG!
Why are there so many cars there?"
Patricia 2/8/2006 20:41
"I wanna buy a staircase to heaven!"
Niles 2/8/2006 20:02
"Look at my yeti legs. They are so so sexy."
David Blume 2/6/2006 20:53
<response to what would you do if someone stole your
identity?> "I'd hunt them down and call Chuck Norris"
Kevin 2/6/2006 19:52
"Stop giving me gay answers!"
Feldman 1/31/2006 9:50
"Got no time for school work. Got people to see and things to do. Got
people to do and things to see."
Andrew Deinert 1/30/2006 9:37
"Up your's, buddy!"
Mrs. Cook 1/20/2006 9:12
"Does anybody know Michael shut up?"
David Blume 1/17/2006 8:48
"Those fat hairy old men in waterpark bathrooms that walk around naked"
Natrin 11/27/2005 13:39
"What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?"
Andrew Deinert 11/3/2005 17:21
"It's a high class zoo"
Dupois 10/4/2005 15:07
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