Professor Smartass & fascArt
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FAQ (frequently asked questions)
Why does Professor Smartass need a
tip
jar?
- I have $100,000 in student loans I had to take out to get
my masters to be qualified to teach community college.
- Like Walmart, most community colleges rely heavily on part
timers to avoid paying for benefits like health insurance, so I have to
patch a couple of jobs together, and wasn't offered health insurance by
any of my schools until just recently. More
on this here.
- I can justify the time I waste writing and doing photoshop if
someone gives me money for the effort, however little it is.
- Most importantly, I am a bum. But I'll get skin cancer if I
beg outside .
What do I get out giving to Professor
Smartass?
- Not a tax deduction
- Not a mug or t shirt
- Nothing of any material value whatsoever
- You do get bragging rights to claim you supported a digital Van
Gogh or Che, depending on who you are trying to impress.
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