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The ZALISM Bible:
It's The Only Way
I. Introduction Throughout the years Man has always worshiped gods or beings superior to him. But suddenly a selected few had realized that Man himself was the superior being. He realized that the only way to help society was to directly help himself. This is what ZALISM is all about. II. The History of ZALISM It all started a while back when Man started getting a hold of himself. He began to realize that the gods he had been worshiping for those many years were only creations of his brilliant mind. Through the use of scientific technology Man has gained mass evidence showing his creation, evolution, and existence without any tie to a god. Evolution, not god, created him... now he is the sole ruler. There were rulers before him but they lacked his ingenious mind. Man now has power beyond belief. He can shuffle his evolution; who shall be born and what shall be created. He can control his own existence through a powerful brain governing all his actions and thoughts. These are not controlled or altered by type of god. For Man is and always has been the sole ruler of both himself and all those around him. III. The 19 Ideologies 1. You are number one 2. It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, it's how embarrassed you get. 3. Nothing can be stated as truthful without scientific evidence to back it up. 4. Man shall use all religious media as fairytales for their children and for historic purposes to show the stupidity of certain early civilizations. 5. No single being has ruling dominance over another being. 6. Man shall keep his bad habits to himself. 7. Man shall strive to reach success in both himself and society. 8. Religious beliefs must be totally substituted by science. 9. On the twelfth of each month Man must either A) meditate naked in front of the stereo or B) sleep the entire night in the raw, while he rests from his labors. 10. Man must respect his neighbor's ideas unless he promptly comes up with a better one. 11. Loyalty is the best policy. 12. Uniqueness is a must. 13. Equality is determined by ability. 14. Robbery, murder, and other naughty things which get you in trouble with the law are a no no. 15. You can not be prejudice; hate can only be directed toward an individual. 16. Self sufficiency is a good policy. 17. Life is Man's most cherished possession. 18. Man must do everything in his power to live a long, enjoyable, and productive life. 19. Man must solve his problems directly and promptly; taking advice from his friends but making the final decision on his own. IV. What the Ideologies Mean On a whole the ideologies are directed toward the greatness of Man. They tell you that Man has much power and if he uses it both himself and society will prosper. The ideologies mean much more then what meets the eye. They can outwardly preach against many of Man's normal habits. Smoking is by far the most unlawful of Man's habits, breaking many of the ideologies ( numbers 6, 17, and 18 ). Drugs also break many ideologies. Because of this both are not used by ZALISTS. So if the ideologies are examined very carefully they can greatly affect many aspects of his life. Written and prepared by: The ZALISM Holy Court. As transcribed from a recently discovered ancient text. |