I think I want to marry Padme Amidala
though it probably wouldn't work,
Anakin I'm sure wouldn't like that none
and damn, those light sabers hurt.
I've always thought she's cute and regal,
I can't help but to hopelessly fall,
Though I can't ever tell her how I feel
or I might end up like Darth Maul.

Obi Wan told me love's worse than The Force,
and I'd be best to tell her later,
because that Anakin guy is a jealous dude
after all, we all know he's Darth Vader.
I know she's beautiful, strong, and so brave
but I can't afford my life to shorten,
and something else I noticed just the other day,
she looks a lot like Natalie Portman.

still I think I want to marry Amidala,
I believe she could be my soulmate and equal,
and if it don't work out maybe George Lucas
could just write me out of the sequel.
then I could go in disguise as someone else,
she wouldn't recognize me I bet,
If I showed up like a real Jedi Knight
or maybe a Federation Cadet.

so if you should see me act really stupid,
don't worry or offer words of rebuke,
'cause I'm just an idiot dreaming away,
that I could be the real daddy of Luke.
But unfortunately I know how the story ends
Anakin, Amidala, man fate really stinks,
How wude, I think mesa got to go now,
*sigh* it's not easy being Jar Jar Binks...