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You might be a geek if...

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(With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, originator of the "You might be a redneck..." phenomenon)

  1. you've discussed the structural integrity of frosting on a cake.
  2. you've said, "I love you semi-infinitely" and meant it because infinite love is inaccurate.
  3. you've gotten rid of a dictionary because it was a subset of your vocabulary.
  4. you know who REALLY invented the internet.  (Sorry, Al.)
  5. you've asked a question your science teacher had to research to answer.
  6. you have a personal website.
  7. you're trying to decide whether the word for this list is geek or nerd.
  8. you have more relational database systems than pets.
  9. your recipe for homemade ice cream involves liquid nitrogen.
  10. you've told a joke about Niels Bohr, Albert Einstein or Schrodinger's cat (or you've laughed at one.)
  11. you've ever defined a family as the transitive closure of the set formed by two adults.
  12. you've checked out the source code on this page.
  13. you've ever calculated the date for Easter (or written a program to calculate it.)

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