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29 Nov 04
Schwarzwald
It makes sense that my ancestors are from the region that invented the cuckoo clock.
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23 Nov 04
Vivacity Vampires
Let the world breathe, sound art professionals.
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20 Nov 04
Getting Past 5 Letters
I don't think animals can handle two syllable words.
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18 Nov 04
Ingrates
Dignity should not come with a paycheck.
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15 Nov 04
Occupation
You're going to have to find me if you want me to teach that class on stealth. And when you've found me, you'll have
already passed the class.
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14 Nov 04
How To
Applying the word "sopping" as an adjective for any color : instant art school cool.
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12 Nov 04
Irresistable Urge
Dear Planet Earth,
The "door close" button on elevators does nothing. You don't have to hit it every day like your life depended on it.
You can wait the additional 3 seconds.
Sincerely,
Blank Start
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10 Nov 04
Feudal System
Pancakes seem to have missed out on high culture.
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7 Nov 04
Tweakers Delight
There should be a toaster made for CDs. Just like bread, when the CD comes out, it sounds completely different.
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3 Nov 04
Get Physical, Baby
I'd love to rub up against equilibrium.
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1 Nov 04
Resistance is...
What does the sight of free donuts, candy, and cake in the office do to bring your brain down to its knees?
Wouldn't terrorists kill for the power of sugar?
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