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31 Jan 05
Addendum
Note that if you follow the first hit for "You are an idiot" on Google, the page will give you a virus.
30 Jan 05
Women are his favorite, but he's partial to men as well
I'm pretty sure ignorance and sentimentality has led you into the shady subculture surrounding pet monkeys.
23 Jan 05
Just a Touch
It's strange how little of a difference there is between a Zen Master who is mediating and a couch potato who is
brainlessly watching TV.
20 Jan 05
Reliability?
Thanks to a major screw up at Verizon, all posts from December 6th to January 18th were lost. Here are all the posts
that were deleted :
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16 Jan 05 Announcers
Sports commentators are gettting flown to the upper decks of stadiums and arenas, where they call the game by watching
the same TV broadcast you are watching at home.
13 Jan 05 Revenge
So Timbaland breaks up with Missy, and records his own solo instrumental record. Missy, not to be outdone, records all
her vocals for her next album over the instrumental Timbaland tracks and throws in plenty of expletives against him. Timbaland
comes back and makes a dub record of the Missy album, stretching Missy's voice back and forth until she sounds like a cow
getting freaky with her loneliness. Missy, upset about the extreme misrepresentation of her voice, decides to record a hip-hop
acapella album a la Bobby McFerrin mixed with NWA.....
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10 Jan 05 Magic Number
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7 Jan 05 Light Bulb
On
I wonder if Pacman was invented by someone who was bored at work and decided to play with his stapler.
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4 Jan 05 Recurring
Dream
The world has nearly run out of all of its air. The only way to take in the remaining air is to put a
cracker in your mouth and breath through the holes in the cracker.
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31 Dec 04 Leaf-turner
Time for a blank start, y'all.
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22 Dec 04 Past Life
Poor teenagers, recording their growing pains on the internet. It will be the ruin of them in 15 years.
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19 Dec 04 Forced Discovery
If you can't understand how you feel about something, you should become a writer.
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15 Dec 04 Compose Me
I wish my brain was like a stock ticker, although I don't know what I'd do with all the excess paper.
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12 Dec 04 Sound of
Smell
Metaphysical music needs to happen. Our sweat will produce tones.
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10 Dec 04
Sovereign
Tea biscuits deserve complete autonomy from liquid.
(That's it.)
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