Overlooking the Time Tunnel power core, the Time Tunnel Bar and Grill offers an eclectic variety of food and drink, 24 hours a day!
Enjoy a quick lunch or a three course meal, naturally heated from the power core radiation leak we discovered last year.

The Time Tunnel Bar and Grill represents the finest in top secret government dining experiences.

For the month of December, show your Top Secret clearance badge and get a free alcoholic beverage of your choice!

Good Morning!

Dodo Bird Egg Omelets.................................................................$3.95

This delightfully broiled delicacy disappeared in the early dodo
20th century when this bird was hunted to extinction.
Thanks to the Time Tunnel we can offer you this delicious
omelet fresh from the time vortex!

Power Core 2 Second Poached Egg...........................................$1.95

That power core leak has come in handy.
A delicious poached egg in two seconds.
Come on down and try it out.
Glows in the dark too!

Of Mice and Men......................................................................................$1.95

Extra lab animals not incinerated in the time travel sequencing process
are now offered here at a big discount. Enjoy these time traveling little
critters with hot sauce!

Mystery Meat.......................................................................................$.99

It came back from the tunnel, but we aren't sure what it is. devils
Enjoy it as a hash or light side dish. We'll add your favorite
food coloring!

Dante's Inferno.......................................$5.95

Grand Inquisitor Torquemada's favorite dish! Every morning
before his daily routine of death and torture our favorite and
most famous Inquistor enjoyed a full pancake stack,
two eggs, and three strips of bacon. Now you can too!
You'll scream with delight!

Mid-Day Delights

lunch

Open "Dog" Face Sandwich............................................................$4.95

General Heywood Kirk's favorite. MRE's in a red
sauce.

Alien Invasion Grand Slam..............................................................$6.95

It's that delicious green stuff those visiting aliens liked! Served with favorite
beverage and side of French Fries.

Head Hunter's Delight....................................................................$4.95

BYOH - Bring your own head! We'll put it in the BIG POT!

Glop in a Dish.................................................................................$2.95

Inspired by the Devil's Island time trip we've
added stuff we were going to throw away and stuff
from last year's Christmas Party.

Showdown at Dusk!

dinner

Clubbed Baby Seal........................................................................$4.95

Yumm! These cute little critters are clubbed fresh and then teleported to
our facility!

Atahuallpa's Last Stand.................................................................$6.95

The famous Incan's last meal! Corn meal, pico bird, and delicious grass wine!

Dumbo Jumbo Gumbo ...................................................................$4.95

Famous recipe served during Lafitte's abortive raid on New Orleans!

Death on a Budget.........................................................................$1.95

High dinner prices getting you down? Enjoy a favorite dish made famous on the
Trail of Tears Forced Death March (tm). Delicious picked
prairie sprigs, tree bark seasoned in sweet pond scum, and
choice of beverage.