Still Seeking Summerlee - A Lost World Fan Event Toronto, May 14-16, 2004
AC Productions presents: Missing Scene from Cave of Fear

"No, I'm NOT Joe the Raptor!! Stop asking!!!"
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"I appeared in season 1 and was fired because I was too anorexic. Joe took over in S2. Bastard!"

alliecat and CMS felt compelled to write an addition to an original script by Alison Lea Bingeman

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Missing scene from 'Cave of Fear'

 

INT – ENTRANCE TO CAVE

MARGUERITE makes her way slowly out of the cave, shrinking back from the walls.  ROXTON is not far behind, a hand on her arm to help keep her steady.  SUMMERLEE follows them both, Lapprand's naked skull in his hands.  Just inside, he stops, startled. Roxton notices Summerlee isn't behind him, and turns back.

 

ROXTON

Summerlee?  What are you waiting for, man?  Let's get the hell out of here!

 

SUMMERLEE

Just a moment, John.  I think I saw something.

 

Roxton stops beside Summerlee in time to see a black beetle scurrying by.

 

ROXTON

It’s just a bloody beetle. This is not the time for an entomological lesson.

 

SUMMERLEE

This isn’t just any beetle! I can feel it. This beetle will one day  have momentous importance for the Lost World. 

 

Arthur the Beetle in V. O.

 

ARTHUR

You’re damn right, old man. It’ll take two more seasons, but then I’ll be out in my full glory. Cocoon and all!

 

Roxton suddenly understands.

 

ROXTON

You’re being affected by the fungus as well. We need to get out of here immediately.

 

Roxton drags the unwilling botanist out of the cave. The beetle looks after them, befuddled.

 

ARTHUR in V. O.

 

ARTHUR

But what about me? A trip to the treehouse would be nice. I promise not to stay overnight.

 

Roxton and Summerlee have already forgotten about the beetle and join Marguerite outside. Exhausted, they sit down on the ground. Summerlee places the skull next to him.

 

SUMMERLEE

What an ordeal!

 

MARGUERITE

(eyeing the skull distastefully)

I wish we didn’t have to take this ghastly thing with us.

 

ROXTON

We have no choice. It’s the only way to save Challenger.

 

Meanwhile the beetle is hurrying out of the cave. He scurries over leaves, grass and stones, worried that he’ll be left behind. He reaches the skull and crawls up, disappearing into the eye socket, unnoticed by Roxton, Marguerite and Summerlee.

 

Arthur in V. O.

 

ARTHUR

Maybe that stupid raptor is right and I should work out more. I’m all out of breath.

 

ROXTON

Do you hear that?

 

MARGUERITE

What?

 

SUMMERLEE

I don’t hear anything.

 

ROXTON

Exactly.

 

All look at each other, fear on their faces.

 

ROXTON, MARGUERITE and SUMMERLEE

(in unison)

Raptors!

 

They grab their weapons and check the load. Just then a young raptor comes out of the jungle, whistling Kung Fu Fighting. Suddenly he stops.

 

JOE THE RAPTOR

Stupid song! Can’t get it out of my head! That’s what I get for visiting my cousin, the gecko.

 

Roxton sees the raptor and shoots at him, missing him by a hair’s breadth.

 

JOE THE RAPTOR

(in raptor-speak)

Whoaaa!! Who are these trigger-happy maniacs? Is no part of the jungle safe from them?

 

He jumps to the side, trying to dodge further bullets.

 

Arthur the Beetle peeks out of the eye-socket of the skull.

 

ARTHUR

(in slightly beetle-accented raptor-speak)

Watch out for the woman! They usually shoot better than men.

 

JOE THE RAPTOR

(exasperated)

I could use some help here, Arthur.

 

ARTHUR

(guffaws)

What do you expect me to do? Risk my own life? For someone who isn’t even a beetle? Sorry, raptor, but it’s a jungle out here.

 

JOE THE RAPTOR

(fed up)

I’m out of here!

 

Summerlee, Roxton and Marguerite continue to shoot at the raptor. He zigzags across the clearing, then turns around and runs into the jungle.

 

ROXTON

That was close! These blood-thirsty animals are really getting on my nerves.

 

Arthur in V. O.

 

ARTHUR

He might like raptors better, if he tasted that raptor stew the Manouins have been cooking all day long. Maybe I should give him a hint. I wish my English wasn’t so heavily accented. I’m often misunderstood. That big fellow might think I’m talking about beetle stew. You never know with humans.

 

Roxton, Summerlee and Marguerite put down their weapons.

 

ROXTON

We'd best not waste any time getting back to that compound.  I didn't like the looks of those Manouin guards.

 

MARGUERITE

I wasn't too keen on the queen, either.  She throws a nice dinner party, but -

 

Roxton takes the lead back down the jungle trail.

 

ROXTON

I take it, Marguerite, that you think she knew about that fungus when she sent us to the cave.

 

MARGUERITE

She was just a little too sure we'd run into trouble.

 

She reaches to check the pistol in her belt holster.

 

MARGUERITE

Let's just make sure she doesn't have one waiting for us.

 

Arthur peeks out of the skull and gives Marguerite an appreciative look.

Arthur in V. O.

 

ARTHUR

Hey, I like her. She’s not only nice to look at, she also seems to be the brains of the outfit.

 

Summerlee picks up the skull and puts it into the pouch. Roxton, Summerlee and Marguerite start walking into the jungle. Hidden behind a large tree Joe the Raptor observes them intently.

 

JOE THE RAPTOR

(with a misguided attempt at a wolfish grin)

We will see each other again, Lord Roxton. And that will be the one day when you don’t bring enough ammunition.

 

 

FADE OUT

 


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