"I bought one of Fisher’s paintings and lost 30 pounds" Kristie Alley
"I hauve behaved baudly in the paust, but aufter buying Fisher’s paunting I hauve groped nobaudy." Arnold
"We are getting rid of the painting." Maria Shriver
"Thank you very much, thank you very much." Elvis
"I have behaved badly in the past, but after buying Fisher’s painting I have lost the desire for sex." Bill
"We love your painting!" Hillary
"I bought one of Fisher’s paintings and became Pope!" Pope Benedict the whatever
"Your talent has inspired me to start painting again!" Picasso
"Hack, hack . . . . . ppppsssstttthhhh . . . . thew . . . . hack, hack." Bill the Cat
"Don’t you think some of your paintings are a little weird?" S. Dali
"With a little ketchup your painting wasn’t half bad" Julia Childs