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BRAND NEW CD!!!
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Click on "Barry's Last Stand" A five minute comedy short.

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Once upon a time, there was a guy named Schwump. He made music. The Residents dug what he did, and released a single of his music so that others might also dig. Then he disappeared for 23 years.  

But now, here is the music and mirth of a one-of -a -kind artist, Barry Schwam, a.k.a "Schwump." Dig.

 

 

 

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Hi everybody!
 Currently available CDs:
 
"Ebenezer Scrooge: The Art of Giving" 
 
"Not for the Masses"
 
"Schwump in.. The Big Green Sea"
 
"Kick in the Butt"
 
"Half-Weed!"
 
 "A Light Among the Bumps"
 
"Thank you, Planet Earth" ( The 7" Vinyl)
 
 "Aphids in The Hall"
 
"The Theremin Album"
 
"Thank You, Planet Earth"  (7 inch Vinyl)
 
Schwump Presents:  The Acid Indigestion/Schwump Band
 
Schwump:  Music You Can Trust
 
 
 
 
 
 
Just go to the music page and click on the covers to hear samples and order .
I will be updating this site with music and whatever frequently...
 
Thanks for all those who have supported me in my efforts, and everything is gonna be ok!!!!
Barry "Schwump!"

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From: I, Sinking, as Mercury Rises
 

Bolivia Attacks!

Mathematicians all,

lie plastered in flower box room.

Counting chickens, while

columns of blue ants

crave red ink, and

drive by in green sedans

on alternate black Fridays.

It’s all part of the twelve

deep thinking moose

recovery program.

To enter the room

swaying,

using minimal tails with maximal effort.

The ants delight in the bullwinkle breath, and

up the nose

with precarious hand holds

they seek a lumen of light

amongst pounds of diners club flesh.

Meanwhile,

dancing in the next room

are last minute waltzers

tapping their maraschino toes

on the board meeting table

having overly polished wood,

and crass thinking embedded in the legs.

Two particles of bliss float down

from somewhere,

and become like best friends on a honeymoon.

African heat,

sweat ,

divide the mathematicians.

Some board a boat of good eggs

rollicking on the seas of

death serene,

while some escape,

to heal a flash flood

of mandatory rain and

sunfish bathing beauties on the make.

This is when Bolivia attacks.

¬Barry Schwam

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