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UPDATE: Seth and Jason's Little Show
 
      Although no new material has been filmed since late 2002 there is talk of a Little Show DVD release.  Gobalt Stevens, one time actor turned manager of the comic duo had this to say: "I've been in the entertainment business for thirty years. And in those thirty years I have had the the extreme pleasure to exploit manage numerous comedy acts. Great names such as Bones and Mckitrey,  Alabama Joke Machine, The Blind Mickies, and Styx. But I have never enjoyed myself as much while manageing Seth and Jason. They are filled with imagination and nothing, not even 700 miles can stop them from working together. This DVD idea is just their way of overcoming obstacles that would be the demise of any other average joe comic team." Late for a court appearance Stevens hurried off, but not before defending recent allogations of financial downfall at Big Dollar Productions, the duo's multi-dollar entertainment firm. "There is nothing wrong with the health of BDP. It's still big and they still have dollars."
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Seth convinces while Jason ignores
      Despite Jason's sudden move to Atlanta, GA  followed by Seth's decision to move to Atlanta and Jason's even more sudden move to Tampa and Seth's firm stance on still moving to Atlanta anyway the two are still close. Rumor has it that a meeting took place recently at Jason's private resort cottage in Tampa, Fl where the specific's of the DVD were discussed.  When reached for a comment Seth had this to say: "Hello? Whos is this? How did you get this number? Jason....what...he what...goddammit...'click'..."
      No date has been set for the release but sources say that BDP hopes to release the DVD by Jan of 2004. 
Christmas...the Band?
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Artist's rendering of rock band
      Everyone is familiar with Christmas. It's that "holiday" that comes around once year in which we come together with people we don't really know, drown our troubles in a bottle of  whiskey, and celebrate the birth of a fat man obsessed with cookies and disappointment.  But what about those of us looking to get some extra cheer?  Now, thanks to the efforts of two local area musicians Christmas can be celebrated all year long. In fact, on October 25, 2003 Christmas will be spreading alchoholsim and guilt the only way it knows how...with electric guitars!
Daniel Martinez and Jason Caldarera, fueled by a love of rock n roll and sleigh bells formed Christmas in June of 2003.  After jamming twice they decided to book a show.  "Keeping with the spirit of Christmas we decided to go ahead and book the show before we actually wrote any songs or hired other musicians. These tasks are best done at the last minute...like that bottle of cheap wine you pick up at the drug store on Christmas Eve. You probably won't need it but you never know who's gonna show up...same principle," said Caldarera. Martinez added "Christmas is that feeling right before you heard that Santa was a fraud. I regret ever being told that. I use to put cookies out, now I just sleep."
"Making extensive changes to that which rouses action."