Mr. Puke's Christmas Adventure

It all started when I saw the mailman at the door with a Christmas package for Mr. Puke.

It was from his good buddy Brutus Buckeye in Columbus.

Well, that's all Mr. Puke needed. The excitement was running over—his little mind was thinking his Christmas list had been answered

List: Golf balls (PRO V1 only)

golf bag w/ Storage cooler)

golf trip to Columbus to play the Scarlet and Gray OSU courses

Tickets to BCS game in New Orleans to see THE OSU Win!!!!

I told him to cool it and he had to wait like everyone else until Christmas morning to open the present.

Every thing was good--- Puke was just hanging out and I was enjoying mucho Adult beverages and fell asleep---OK! passed out. Well that's all Puke needed to see -----The next thing I know I hear Mr. Puke yelling and making all sorts of noise----”I can c!!! I can c!!!! I can c!!!!!”---something about being able to see???

Well that little Puke had opened up the present and found that Brutus had sent him

good luck Buck “eyes”

That's all I needed being drunk and all—How was I going to explain Buck “eyes” to the Puke?

So, I recruited Mr.& Mrs. Santa Clause to do the dirty work and explain Buck “eyes”.

You all know birds and bees and Buck “eyes” !!!!

They had a to tell Puke that Buck “eyes” were not really eyes at all and he really wasn't going to be able to see.

Worst of all that Buck “eyes” are really KILLER NUTS !!!! and yes see below.

I'm sure glad to have had the Claus's and Brutus here to explain .

Well that about all of Mr. Puke's Christ mas Adventure for now!!!

He now is back at rest and enjoying the Christmas & Bowl Season with good friends and wants to wish all a:

Merry Christmas!

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Happy New Year!!

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Good Health and Happiness ( Fewer Straighter strokes and fewer putts)

in the coming year!!!

GO BUCKEYES!!!!