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The Visitation The Gritty History of Republicanism Meets its Grisly Present: A Cautionary Tale from 2002-- You Didn't Listen Then, Either   New Cabinet Position Surprise Appointment of Foreigner not Seen Since Zbigniew Brzezinski "I'm thrilled to become a part of this Administration, formally, where I was only on the outside before. We were only following the intelligence." King of Jordan Meets Prez; 82nd Airborne Seeks Advice Meeting of Minds between King of Jordan and President Bush; 82nd Airborne Makes Strategic Decision County Supervisors Bravely Face Political Correctness The Supervisors of the County of Los Angeles Show their Mettle

President Bush to Seek Third Term! Following the apparent victory by Barack Obama in the Democratic primary in June of this year, President George W. Bush "threw his hat into the ring" for reelection to his present office. His action was greeted by an incredulous and shocked outcry by political and legal commentators from all across the spectrum. Constitutional Amendment to Elect Foreign-Born President 200-Year-Old Tradition to be Discarded in Favor of Electing another Actor-turned-Governor- of-California Cupidity of American Public labeled "Incredible" Outsourcing Comes Into its Own Enterprising Insurance Company Estab- lishes itself as a Champion of the New Wave in Human Resourcing while Econ- omizing to Beat the Band! Partial Elections Hailed Surprisingly, the Republicans Find Incomplete or Partial Elections Preferable   Administration Opposes Opposition to Fatherland Defense "The Fourth Amendment Favors Terrorists," says former Attor- ney General Verbal Conspiracies Invidious and Reprobate Liberals are Changing the Plain Mean- ing of the Good Ol' American Language -- Like Changing the Meaning of "National Sec- urity Advisor" to an Actual Advisor and not a Menial Yes- Woman   Cheney "Outs" Kerry Dick "Dark Lord" Cheney Reveals the True Kerry Agenda. Thank God we didn't Elect Him! Putin Longs for Czarism President Putin Helps Russia See the Attractions of Czarist Past O'Neill Rendered Helpless to Remember John O'Neill Struck Down by Amnesia Thirty-year Amnesia "a terrible affliction" Mine Struggle, by Paul Wolfowitz Paul Wolfowitz Shares his Vision for a New Tomorrow, but it Sounds Eerily Familiar