In a speech in Columbia, MO, today, Vice President Dick Cheney uttered a new and cautionary
statement for the benefit of the electorate in general:
"If the electorate makes the wrong decision," there could be terror attacks. Although he was
not asked what was meant by that, it seems clear that the warning is one against electing The Usurper John
Kerry. He further stated that it has come to the attention of the CIA that John Kerry has ordered several invitations engraved
for stays in the Lincoln Bedroom in the White House. It appears that he intends to use them if the American People do not
recognize that he flip-flops and elect him, probably to invite Osama bin Laden to stay there.
Reporters and supporters there expressed gratitude to him for warning them. "It cannot be a
surprise from someone who did not tell the truth about what happened in Vietnam.
"I do not interpret these facts, which are the finest intelligence available at the time, and
which have been corroborated as a ‘slam dunk’. I merely report the factual material, that he has obtained a mailing
address for bin Laden, at a letterbox at Al Jazeera. These facts should come to the attention of all right-thinking Americans."
"I cannot say for sure that Osama bin Laden would plot terrorist attacks from the Lincoln Bedroom,
but it is certainly possible. He might even sneak into the West Wing and use that red phone that President Sheen uses when
he’s there."
He put his ignorance of the present state of the White House to the fact that he has "long been
in an undisclosed location, and since the White House is disclosed, you can be sure it isn’t there."
"A wrong choice" would definitely bring the wrath of the Middle East, which is now almost completely
democratized, he said, down on the United States." A questioner asked whether a Gore victory in 2000 would have proved less
risky for the over 1,000 dead and 5,000 wounded Americans, as well as the federal budget. He stated that Teresa Heinz Kerry
in the 1980's "had actively sought the overthrow of the government."
