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Mine Struggle, by Paul Wolfowitz
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Mine Struggle

 

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The world is shaped by two great conflicts, brutal in their execution and sweeping in their scope. And in the Twenty-first Century the United States, embodied in the American Folk, is the inevitable and the rightful preeminent power in the world. That is why the Eastern Bloc of countries dissolved into chaos and kleptocracy. This means we got LOTS of power.

We need not ponder, as some would, whether the American Folk should exercise dominion. Otherwise, what is the point of having it? Why bother being able to kill ‘most anything in your path, if you don’t intend to kill a fair number of them? Why else would the North Koreans act as they are? Rather, the United States must look to see where its sway should be applied, and North Korea deserves to be spanked. Not to mention Syria, Iran and France.

The Amerikanische Folk has its needs, and the most important is the one for Living Room. The American Folk requires Living Room. Some say that the American Volk has been an expansionist Folk, but it must be remembered that history has driven the innocent and compliant American Folk, against its collective will, back from its traditional and rightful lands into the restricted, narrow and smothering space of the central North American Continent.

For, melting-pot that the American Folk is, it is without dispute that the American Folk is comprised of peoples who have arrived on our shores, early and late, from every continent in the world. Even Antarctica. This is the American Folk. This is the pride of America. Through these undoubted ties, we formerly enjoyed borders as far to the east as the western slopes of the Caucasus, and as far to the west as the eastern slopes of the Caucasus. Is it just and fair now for us to be relegated to the puny and sparse space which we now occupy, no more than a half of the Continent? Is it now right that we are confined by mere historical accident to this mediocre and miserable corner which the rest of the world, in its meanness and avarice, has allotted the proud American Folk? Is this the destiny of the American Folk, to be thus deprived of its rightful Living Room?

Should the American folk be content with this stunted Living Room? Should the American folk be prohibited from the Living Room which it so deserves, and which traditionally it enjoyed with a perfect right?

I say NO! Das I mean The American Folk Needs Living Room! And the best Living Room I have seen so far is Iraq (then Iran, Syria, France and maybe Korea). Let the wars begin.

By: Paul Wolfowitz

Extracted with Great Pain from the Maryland Marshland Regional

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