Introducing our latest marvel of technology:
The incredible
Bubble Gum Pile!
Below is a reprint of the
official BGP Press Release:
COMING SOON: BUBBLE
GUM PILE!
Following on the heels of the CBB success is the incredible new Bubble Gum Pile (aka, BGP)!
The BGP is the brainchild of Samuel W. Lloyd, world renowned inventor, and designer/creator of the company's flagship product,
the Chicken Bone Bagel. Here's what Sam has to say about the new BGP:
"From its inception, we KNEW the CBB was going
to be a big hit, but never in a million years could we have prepared ourselves for the extreme magnitude of its success, or
for the supercharged climb toward market domination that it has ultimately taken. As a matter of fact, we're all still trying
to catch our collective breaths as we struggle to meet the unprecedented demand that this innovative product has created.
To that end, and to fill any gap that the CBB may have left in the market, we're happy to announce our latest device,
the BGP. The BGP was the direct result of my having placed no less than 18 (eighteen) pieces of Double Bubble®
brand bubble gum into my mouth during an Acterna Quarterly Luncheon. The prototype was further refined by the addition of
three more pieces of gum, one of which is blue. The result is simply magnificent to behold, and is nothing short of a masterpiece!
As we released the BGP to our select panel of Beta Testers you could practically hear a unified chorus of "oohs" and "aahs"
as the first mortals laid their hands upon this great piece of technology. Such is the level of incredulity stirred by the
BGP that it has been dubbed the "9th wonder of the world" with the CBB firmly holding down the 8th place spot.
It
is with my deepest and most sincere gratitude that I extend a warm, moist hand of thanks to all those who have contributed
to the success of the CBB and those who will undoubtedly find the BGP equally satisfying, if not more so. We hope you'll join
us on what is sure to be another wild ride!"
Sincere Regards, Samuel W. (Sam) Lloyd
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By utilizing lean manufacturing, and state-of-the-art chewing techniques, we are able to offer the
Incedible BGP for an astoundingly low price of only $19.95!
Supplies are limited, so ORDER NOW!!
Actually, supplies are non-existent. The one and only BGP ever produced has been misplaced (i.e., thrown
away), but for $19.95 I'll gladly make another one!
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