HERE ARE TWO HUMOROUS POEMS
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Chasing A Scratch A Itch – Humorous
Sitting on the couch just relaxing a bit
Days work now over nice to just sit
All at once like it came from outer space
An itch arrived; I could not reach the place
Right in the center of my back my oh my
Back scratcher not around going to try
Grabbing everything around trying to reach
Just cannot quite get it, honey I beseech
Here let me get it for you is this where it is at
Up, up, over and down honey scratch like a cat
Honey it’s running from your scratch every which
way
She scratches in a large circle this itch wants to stay
There you got it, no it’s moving scratch harder
dear
You got some of it; found a nerve it is quite clear
She follows all directions and does it real well
Got the itch, oh ahhhhhh, no more stories to tell
Copyright©2006 David J Shrewsbury
Crazy And Wild Gnat Attack
Lying in bed near ready for sleep
Room is quiet without a peep
Got pillow right covering too
Sleep sweet sleep ready to do
Reached over set the clock
Nice sound of the tick tock
Said goodnight like Walton’s do
Feeling so good slipping into…
Opened eyes to check clock once more
Last time to open eyes last chore
Suddenly a gnat came diving up nose
Why oh why was it me that he chose?
Stinging like crazy trying to get it out
Jumped to my feet to bathroom, shout
Blow like windstorm will not go away
Little tiny gnat had ruined end of my day
Praying for help was it a spider or what
Why does it sting so, I thought
Why not Little by little the stinging went on its way
I was certainly glad that gnat died that day
Now if you’re a Nat lover I’m sorry I was
glad
Knowing that his family was now without a dad
Oh what the heck it was only a gnat
Back to bed hoping I can sleep after that
Copyrightr©2006 David J Shrewsbury
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