MY NAME IS JEFF

CHAPTER 17

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SATURDAY, OCTOBER 31st

9:00 AM

    As Stacy was getting dressed, her phone rang. It was Rhonda.
   "Hiya Ronnie, what's up?"
   "Just calling to remind you to be at the Scarborough Academy over on 14th in an hour."
   "I'm getting dressed as we speak." She pulled up her pants while holding the phone with her shoulder and her cheek. "You know, you always seem to know stuff before everyone else does. By any chance, do you have any idea what this could possibly be about?"
   "Well, he's deliberately not being specific about anything. All I could manage to get out of him is that it has something or other to do with his bike." Rhonda suddenly remembered Jeff's admonishment. "Please don't tell him I told you that, though. I'm sure he wants you to be completely surprised."
   Stacy thought about this for about fifteen seconds, and then put two and two together. On numeous occasions over the last couple of months, she had passed the Scarborough school while riding in the back seat of the family car. Occasionally, there would be a bunch of kids on bikes and skateboards messing around on crudely made ramps in the school's yard area. So this was the activity that Jeff had been busying himself with all of last week that accounted for the wide time lapse in between picking up the videos, and arriving at her house with them. Up until now, it never occurred to her that he might've actually been using the pegs on his bike for what they were meant for, and not just giving her rides.
   "Uh, Stacy, are you still there?" Asked Rhonda.
   "Yeah...I'm sorry. Look Ron, I'll see you in an hour. There's something I've gotta do real fast."
   "Alright. Bye."
   "Bye."
   Stacy could barely contain her excitement. She also had a secret that she had never told Jeff, or for that matter, anybody else at Faircrest middle school. Back at Harrison, her old school, she had actually won ribbons for her skills as a BMX flatlander. She quickly abandoned her plans to put on something nice, and instead, threw on one of Jeff's shirts, a pair of torn jeans, and some knee pads. She ran out to the garage, and got out her bike, which she hadn't ridden since the summer. Her reasons for abandoning it were twofold. She didn't really need it, because her new house was within easy walking distance of her new school. Also, gymnastics and softball had both replaced it has her principal athletic focus this year. The thought of having yet something else in common with Jeff was making her heart pound. Now the two of them would have something they could do together outdoors.
   She grabbed the helmet that was draped over the handlebars and put it on. The instant she got on her bike, all her old skills came back to her as if she had never stopped doing them. A simple barspin? No problem. A peg wheelie? Easy as pie. A hydrant? Still smooth as butter. This was going to be a great morning. She pedaled out towards 14th Street with her spirits soaring.

9:45 AM

   Meanwhile, Carl and Rhonda had arrived at the schoolyard. There were now bleachers set up on either side of the half-pipe, and they were sitting in the top row. There were lots of other people scattered throughout the six rows of seats, presumably friends and family of the kids riding the bikes and skateboards. Rhonda and Carl looked at the ramp, and then at each other in a disbelieving manner.
   "Is Jeff actually going to ride his bike down and up that thing?" Rhonda was understandably somewhat skeptical of his abilities at anything that might require alot of physical coordination.
   "Apparently." Carl was equally dubious. "Then again, he might just be doing something over there with those guys" He pointed towards another section of the yard, where a group of flatlanders were going through the motions. "Even that would be impressive. I've seen him fall on his face numerous times, just tryin' to pop a wheelie."
   "Hello fellow spectators," Linda's voice came from the side of the bleachers. She sat down next to Carl, taking his arm in hers.
   "Hiya Hon," Carl kissed her on the cheek.
   Rhonda was impressed. She never even considered the possibility that owlish Carl Kingsbury might actually have a girlfriend, let alone a pretty one. Linda was now wearing a somewhat low-cut shirt, and seemed to be completely comfortable dressed that way.
   "Believe it or not, it looks like our dear foolish friend Jeff is about to try his hand at extreme sports," Carl informed her.
   "Well, I wouldn't worry too much about it," Linda countered. "No matter how hard or often that guy gets beaten up or falls off that bike, he always seemes to emerge with very little damage."
   "Howdy all," Cindy's familiar voice alerted everyone to three arrivals climbing up the bleacher steps. By this time, everyone knew that Dana and Jeff had become good friends, but seeing Clifford came as a shock, even to Rhonda. It seems that within a week, Jeff Feingold went from being completely friendless to completely enemyless.
   "What on earth happened to you?" Carl asked, eyeing Cliff's bandaged face.
   "Uh, I had a little accident."
   Dana, Cliff and Cindy all took a seat in the next row down, just in time to see four figures carrying their bikes up to the half-pipe's platform. One of them was wearing a familiar long-sleeved striped shirt.
   "Holy shit!" Exclaimed Dana. "What the hell has he gotten himself into?"
   "My thoughts exactly," Rhonda concurred.
   It was then that Carl looked over his shoulder and spotted Stacy gliding down the street while actually standing on her bike's handlebars.
   "Excuse me, I'll be right back." Carl jumped down off the bleachers and intercepted Stacy.
   "Heya, Carl."
   "Stace, what're you doing?"
   "What does it look like I'm doing? The rumor got around that Jeff is secretly a BMX wiz. I can't wait to see the look on his face when he finds out that I'm one too."
   "I don't think that it's necessarily gonna be a look of elation."
   "What're you talking about?"
   "Jeff really wanted to surprise you with this," He sighed. "And he was also looking forward to teaching you how to do this stuff."
   "Well, I'll save him the trouble..."
   "For Chrissakes Stace!" Carl cut her off. "Have a little respect for the male ego." For once will you at least allow him to think that he might actually be better than you at something?"
   Stacy took off her helmet, and proceeded to lock her bike under the bleachers. "Look Carl. Obviously I'm not going to be able to keep this a secret, but I'll let him have his moment in the sun. Who knows? Maybe he's actually better than me at this, and really will be able to teach me something."
   "I seriously doubt that." Carl shook his head.
   The two of them climbed into the top row of the bleachers with Carl resuming his seat next to Linda. Stacy sat down in between Linda and Rhonda. It was then that she suddenly noticed the giant vert ramp that had been erected specifically for this occasion, and nearly had a coronary.
   "Holy shit, what the hell is that!?" She was horrified. Everyone else was a bit surprised by her sudden outburst.
   "Um, I believe that in surfing vernacular, that is what is known as a 'big-ass half-pipe'," answered Carl.
   It was at this moment that she and Carl noticed four helmeted figures with bikes at the top of one side of the half-pipe. The one that was wearing a striped rugby shirt waved to them.
   Stacy started to panic. "There's no way I'm letting him go through this just to impress me. He can barely hit a baseball, and he's gonna get himself killed!" She started to get up, but Rhonda and Linda both grabbed each arm, and yanked her back down in her seat.
   Rhonda gave her a stern look, "Sometimes, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."
   Linda chimed in, "You're his chick, not his mother. Sit down and behave yourself."


   Meanwhile, the conversation taking place between the bikers on the platform also had some trepidation.
   "Is that your girlfriend over there?" Greil noticed Jeff waving to Stacy.
   "Yeah. Up until now, she didn't know anything about this," Jeff replied.
   Greil was amused by the panicked look on Stacy's face. "If you don't mind my saying so, she doesn't appear to be to happy about it either."
   "Yeah, She worries alot about me."
   "She's pretty too. You sure you want to risk giving her a heart attack?"
   "I'm just returning the favor," Jeff mused. "She's a gymnast, and she's already gotten seriously hurt once. When she gets back on that balance beam in a couple of weeks, I'm gonna be alot more nervous than she is right now."
   "Well, you had about a fifty percent success rate doing this yesterday. I think you'll pull it off. I'm going first, then Gretch, and then you. Just relax and have fun."
With that, Greil plunged over the side. Although he just did three simple 360s, he got a smattering of applause from the audience, who were obviously impressed with the height he managed to get, working in such a limited amount of space.
   Gretchen was next. She completely blew the audience away with the front flip that Greil was talking about.
   Jeff wasn't expecting much of an ovation for what he was about to attempt. Just three simple tail taps, but for the time being, it was the only realistic move for him to perform. Anything else would take alot more than a few days to master. As soon as Gretchen finished, he dropped down into the ramp, made it to one side, did a simple tap/turn around, then one more on the trip back, then something happened on the third swoop. He somehow had gotten a little more momentum than he had planned, and wound up airborn on the other side. He instinctively whipped the bike around, and managed to connect the wheels back with the pipe, returning safely to the other side, where Greil and Gretchen were waiting to give him a pat on the back. Andy flew over the side next, did his thing, and the four of them got off and made room for the next set of bikers, who were all warming up in the flat area.
   Jeff took off his helmet just in time to receive a big hug and kiss from his very relieved girlfriend. "So whaddya think? Do I have a future in this?"
   "Maybe we both do. Do you think you can show me how to do that?"
   "Well, at this point, I barely know how to do it myself."
   Suddenly, a familiar voice came from behind her. "Stacy Kessler?"
   Stacy turned around just in time to see Gretchen remove her helmet. "Gretch!" The two of them hugged.
   Gretchen was delighted to run into her old BMX buddy from Harrison middle school. "I almost didn't recognize you."
   "Yeah, I grew a few curves over the summer and learned how to put on make-up. You're looking good too," observed Stacy.
   "So are you still blowing everyone away with your biking skills at Harrison?"
   "No, I'm at Faircrest now. They don't have phys-ed programs involving bikes or skateboards there, so I got into gymnastics instead. So how did you wind up here?"
   "My mom and dad were worried about all the drugs and violence going on at Harrison, so they put me here instead."
   "You're lucky they can afford this,"
   "As you've noticed, I've been learning some vert moves over the last couple of months. That's something neither of us would ever have learned back at Harrison." Gretchen looked over at Jeff, who was just standing there, taking it all in. He would never have guessed that Stacy and Gretchen were old friends. She looked back at Stacy. "So how come your boyfriend is getting biking lessons from us, and not you?"
   Stacy didn't know what to say. "Umm...."
   Jeff finally broke his silence. "Gretch, believe it or not, this is the first I've ever heard about her previous life as a BMXer."
   Stacy added, "And today is the first I've ever heard about his current life as one."
   Just then, Greil walked up to the three of them, "Hey, what's goin' on?"
   Gretchen quickly introduced them, "Stace, this is my boyfriend Greil. Greil, this is Jeff's girlfriend Stacy, who is also an old friend of mine...and one awesome flatlander."
   "Hey, you got yourself a cute one there Gretch," observed Stacy. "So do you still have the same cell and E-Mail?"
   "I sure do. The four of us ought to get together sometime and do something."
   "How about right now?" Suggested Stacy. "I've got my bike here."
   "You do?" Jeff was astonished. "How did you...?"
   "Rhonda, of course."
   "I should've guessed."
   "Well, why don't you grab it and meet us over in the flatland area," suggested Gretchen. "And hey, congratulations."
   Stacy was puzzled. "Congratulations for what?"
   "On gettin' yourself a piece of ass like this," Gretchen gave Jeff a playful slap on the butt, and he collapsed down on the lowest row of the bleachers, as she and Greil started walking away with their bikes. "See ya in a few."
   "Listen Jeff," Stacy sat down next to him and began talking fast. "Carl just told me that you were looking forward to teaching me how to do this. You know what? I actually am going to need you to teach me how to do what you just did. I've never droped into a half-pipe before. Back at Harrison, there was no half-pipe. I'm strictly a flatlander...Jeff, are you listening?" She noticed that his eyes were a bit glazed over.
   He suddenly turned and looked at her. "Oh, I'm sorry Angel...I was just taking a moment to bask in the feeling of somebody other than you calling me a 'piece of ass'." This cracked both of them up. Seeing a shadow on the ground, Jeff looked up to discover Cliff standing over them. He maintained his cool. "Heya Cliff. I noticed you sitting over there with Cindy and Dana. I guess there's just something girls find irresistable about a guy in a Phantom Of The Opera mask."
   Cliff now sported the countenence of a beaten man. "Stacy, I'm really sorry I shoved you out of that elevator a couple of days ago. I was humiliated, and in a state of panic. I can't thank you enough for sending the girls over to cheer me up."
   "You scared the hell out of me, Cliff," she replied. "But you're forgiven."
   "Do you mind if I speak to your boyfriend alone for a minute?"
   "I'll go get my bike." She got up and left the two of them there.
   The two youths stared at each other for a good ten seconds before Cliff finally spoke. "Feingold...Jeff..." He took a deep breath. "In spite of my cultural upbringing, this mea culpa business is a bit new to me..."
   "You're doin' fine, so far."
   Cliff rolled his eyes. "Look, I have no idea how to make up for over a year's worth of abusive behaviour, but I'll just say this. While I'd certainly hesitate to call you a scholar in any traditional sense, you definitely are a gentleman...And I've got to admit that there is no other guy on this planet more worthy of Stacy Kessler than the one sittin' right in front of me."
   Jeff sighed, "Yeah, she sure made me a better man."
   Cliff agreed, "Hell, she made me a better man too, and needless to say, I was in much more dire need of improvement." Cliff extended his arm. "Friend?"
   "Hell yeah." The two boys shook hands.
   "Good show Jeff," Carl, Linda, Dana, Cindy and Rhonda all came down out of the bleachers to give him kudos. "Will you be doing anything else this morning?"
   "Just messin' around over there." He nodded towards the flatland area. "Stacy and I discovered we have a mutual friend who goes to this school."
   "It's too bad they don't have something like this at Faircrest," Observed Linda.
   "Yeah, tell me about it," Jeff responded. "I finally discover a skill that I'm half-way decent at, and no one knows about it but you guys and me."
   Stacy emerged from under the bleachers with her bike. "If you guys want to stick around and watch, we're going to go teach each other a few moves." As she spoke, Jeff got up and grabbed the handlebars of his bike.
   "Thanks, but Linda and I haven't had breakfast yet." Carl put his arm around his girlfriend's shoulders. "We're going to get something to eat." He turned to Cliff, Dana, Cindy and Rhonda. "You guys hungry?"
   "I am."
   "Me too."
   "Me three."
   "Me four."
   "Then it's a plan," declared Carl. The six of them walked off towards the mall.

   Jeff, Stacy, Greil and Gretchen spent the rest of the morning trading off moves. Later that afternoon, they all went out for a pizza, and eventually rode off into the sunset.

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