Gary:
"Gary Guiitar" is our cigar smoking, fitness nut who is incapable of keeping the volume down. He is an eclectic mix of
Jimi, Carlos, and Clapton.
How many guitars does this guy have, and why can't he use just one?
Mary
Check out her vocal chords!
Looks like Jennifer Aniston? Acts like Phoebe Buffay?
Sings like Joni Mitchell, Sheryl Crow?
Moves like Chrissie Hynde?
John
Plays guitar, keyboards and the computer.
Never met a cannoli or chocolate he didn't like.
